# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 71
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 2:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1402 "2015-05-16T02:59:24Z")
A nudist was getting some sun, When her mascara started to run. She reached for her towel ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 4:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1403 "2015-05-16T16:23:42Z")
A nudist was getting some sun, When her mascara started to run. She reached for her towel But instead found an owl ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1404 "2015-05-16T20:58:41Z")
A nudist was getting some sun, When her mascara started to run. She reached for her towel, But instead found an owl Had built a nest in the cleft of her bum. ###### I don’t want to be too critical, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 16, 2015, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1405 "2015-05-16T23:03:07Z")
I don’t want to be too critical But you have an enormous testicle ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1406 "2015-05-18T02:33:23Z")
I don’t want to be too critical, But you have an enormous testicle. 'Twas the same thing with Hitler, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1407 "2015-05-18T02:46:32Z")
I don’t want to be too critical, But you have an enormous testicle. 'Twas the same thing with Hitler, Though his was much littler ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1408 "2015-05-18T03:29:42Z")
I don’t want to be too critical, But you have an enormous testicle. 'Twas the same thing with Hitler, Though his was much littler And yet it was quite parasitical. A woman rode on a giraffe ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 4:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1409 "2015-05-18T04:12:18Z")
A woman rode on a giraffe Which caused many around her to laugh ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1410 "2015-05-18T14:43:21Z")
A woman rode on a giraffe Which caused many around her to laugh But when she jumped down ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1411 "2015-05-18T15:07:32Z")
A woman rode on a giraffe Which caused many around her to laugh But when she jumped down She said with a frown, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1412 "2015-05-19T01:56:34Z")
A woman rode on a giraffe, Which caused many around her to laugh. But when she jumped down She said with a frown, ‘That camelopard’s eaten my scarf’. * * * A magician once showed me a trick, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 4:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1413 "2015-05-19T04:20:31Z")
A magician once showed me a trick, That began with him flicking his Bic ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 6:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1414 "2015-05-19T06:21:25Z")
A magician once showed me a trick, That began with him flicking his Bic The feat did inspire ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1415 "2015-05-19T13:19:35Z")
A magician once showed me a trick, That began with him flicking his Bic The feat did inspire Bruce writing “I’m On Fire” ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 8:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1416 "2015-05-19T20:44:39Z")
A magician once showed me a trick, That began with him flicking his Bic The feat did inspire Bruce writing “I’m On Fire” Which is quite a trick for a hick. I once went to bed with a snake, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1417 "2015-05-19T21:07:56Z")
I once went to bed with a snake Whose wriggling kept me awake ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1418 "2015-05-19T21:33:56Z")
I once went to bed with a snake, Whose wriggling kept me awake. When I stroked its head ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 9:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1419 "2015-05-19T21:55:17Z")
I once went to bed with a snake, Whose wriggling kept me awake. When I stroked its head He giggled and said, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1420 "2015-05-19T22:08:05Z")
I once went to bed with a snake, Whose wriggling kept me awake. When I stroked its head He giggled and said, ‘If that’s foreplay you’ve made a mistake!’ ++++++++ The trouble with Australian women, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1421 "2015-05-19T22:21:22Z")
The trouble with Australian women Is the garment they wear when they’re swimmin’ [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=70) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=72)