# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 73
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 25, 2015, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1442 "2015-05-25T16:44:20Z")
I really am tired of hash tags, Although they’re like $ on cash bags. Twitter makes us obtuse, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1443 "2015-05-26T00:04:20Z")
I really am tired of hash tags, Although they’re like $ on cash bags. Twitter makes us obtuse, So we keep with the abuse ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1444 "2015-05-26T03:34:44Z")
I really am tired of hash tags, Although they’re like $ on cash bags. Twitter makes us obtuse, So we keep with the abuse And deplore jerks who always bash fags. Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 26, 2015, 5:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1445 "2015-05-26T05:35:00Z")
Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”, Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1446 "2015-05-27T02:32:31Z")
Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”, Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver. And so, I would bet, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1447 "2015-05-27T04:33:31Z")
Heraclitus said “Time’s like a river”, Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver. And so, I would bet, That if he and Zeno met ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 10:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1448 "2015-05-27T10:47:07Z")
Heraclitus said, “Time’s like a river”, Not like an arrow, freed from a quiver. And so, I would bet, That if he and Zeno met, Each would have an idea to deliver. ######## In the distance a hound dog was baying, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 2:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1449 "2015-05-27T14:14:39Z")
In the distance a hound dog was baying, In the farmhouse the widow was staying ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1450 "2015-05-27T17:25:49Z")
In the distance a hound dog was baying, In the farmhouse the widow was staying, wrapped up in black lace, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 27, 2015, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1451 "2015-05-27T20:14:20Z")
In the distance a hound dog was baying, In the farmhouse the widow was staying, wrapped up in black lace, and with powder on face ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1452 "2015-05-30T17:27:42Z")
In the distance a hound dog was baying, In the farmhouse the widow was staying, wrapped up in black lace, and with powder on face In her husband’s coffin she was laying. ++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++ I went to see the Baby Jesus ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 5:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1453 "2015-05-30T17:41:13Z")
I went to see the Baby Jesus; When I enter the room, he sneezes ---
**Author:** ![Biotop](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/biotop/32/321_2.png) [@Biotop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biotop)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1454 "2015-05-30T19:53:01Z")
I went to see the Baby Jesus; When I enter the room, he sneezes Was he allergic to myrrh? ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 8:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1455 "2015-05-30T20:07:48Z")
I went to see the Baby Jesus; When I enter the room, he sneezes Was he allergic to myrrh, Or had some saboteur? ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1456 "2015-05-30T20:27:43Z")
I went to see the Baby Jesus; When I enter the room, he sneezes Was he allergic to myrrh, Or had some saboteur Let him suck on fermented cheeses? An Italian sailor named Guido, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [May 30, 2015, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1457 "2015-05-30T23:49:30Z")
An Italian sailor named Guido, Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 5:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1458 "2015-05-31T05:17:18Z")
An Italian sailor named Guido, Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo. His cazzalone dropped out, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1459 "2015-05-31T21:29:18Z")
An Italian sailor named Guido, Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo. His cazzalone dropped out, And there wasn’t a doubt ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [May 31, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1460 "2015-05-31T22:21:49Z")
An Italian sailor named Guido, Was swabbing the deck in a Speedo. His cazzalone dropped out, And there wasn’t a doubt It looked awfully like a torpedo. * * * A thick-headed butcher named Billy, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 5:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1461 "2015-06-01T05:51:15Z")
A thick-headed butcher named Billy, Was asked for a filet of filly. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=72) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=74)