# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 74
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1462 "2015-06-01T13:25:54Z")
A thick-headed butcher named Billy, Was asked for a filet of filly. “You mean Philly Cheese Steak?” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1463 "2015-06-01T13:37:03Z")
A thick-headed butcher named Billy, Was asked for a filet of filly. “You mean Philly Cheese Steak?” “Or a pony to bake?” ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 1, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1464 "2015-06-01T15:11:37Z")
A thick-headed butcher named Billy, Was asked for a filet of filly. “You mean Philly Cheese Steak?” “Or a pony to bake?” Because the latter seems rather silly An enterprising young lad from Des Moines. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1465 "2015-06-02T02:57:59Z")
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines. Liked pictures of boobies and groins ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 4:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1466 "2015-06-02T16:46:03Z")
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines. Liked pictures of boobies and groins So he broke out the Google ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1467 "2015-06-02T20:48:27Z")
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines. Liked pictures of boobies and groins So he broke out the Google And pulled hard on his bugle, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 2, 2015, 8:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1468 "2015-06-02T20:55:03Z")
n/m. (I had written; ‘And blew on his brass bugle’) ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1469 "2015-06-03T04:42:22Z")
An enterprising young lad from Des Moines. Liked pictures of boobies and groins So he broke out the Google And pulled hard on his bugle, Reveille-ing his once tender loins. The mathematician said, "You ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1470 "2015-06-03T05:36:15Z")
_An enterprising young lad from Des Moines. Liked pictures of boobies and groins So he broke out the Google And pulled hard on his bugle, Reveille-ing his once tender loins_. Well done! The mathematician said, "You Must prove one and one equals two. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1471 "2015-06-03T13:20:55Z")
The mathematician said, "You Must prove one and one equals two. For when counting binary ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1472 "2015-06-03T14:23:47Z")
The mathematician said, "You Must prove one and one equals two. For when counting binary it’s extraordinary ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 3, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1473 "2015-06-03T23:23:22Z")
The mathematician said, “You Must prove one and one equals two. For when counting binary, It’s extraordinary How one that has nought can make do”. ######### Old Sally’s obsession was to wear, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1474 "2015-06-04T13:11:01Z")
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1475 "2015-06-04T16:45:01Z")
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear. Then she found Boo Boo ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 4, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1476 "2015-06-04T19:11:35Z")
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear. Then she found Boo Boo, and made herself a tutu, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 12:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1477 "2015-06-05T00:46:45Z")
Old Sally’s obsession was to wear A coat made from the skin of Yogi Bear. Then she found Boo Boo, and made herself a tutu, Though it made her quim sweat like a mare. A coed was studying art ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1478 "2015-06-05T01:15:00Z")
A coed was studying art And said "Verily, tell me thou art ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 2:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1479 "2015-06-05T14:31:50Z")
A coed was studying art And said "Verily, tell me thou art grinding thy pigments ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 5, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1480 "2015-06-05T23:29:30Z")
A coed was studying art And said "Verily, tell me thou art, Grinding thy pigments From toilet door strigments, ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1481 "2015-06-06T00:06:13Z")
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