# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 75
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 12:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1482 "2015-06-06T00:10:34Z")
My dog has collapsed on the floor, Just as he was begging for more. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1483 "2015-06-06T16:38:06Z")
My dog has collapsed on the floor, Just as he was begging for more. He’s named Oliver Twist. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 6, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1484 "2015-06-06T22:44:11Z")
My dog has collapsed on the floor, Just as he was begging for more. He’s named Oliver Twist, And perpetually pissed ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1485 "2015-06-07T05:27:36Z")
My dog has collapsed on the floor, Just as he was begging for more. He’s named Oliver Twist, And perpetually pissed, Since Oliver Reed moved next door. There was a disgusting old nudist, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1486 "2015-06-07T10:33:30Z")
There was a disgusting old nudist, Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 7, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1487 "2015-06-07T23:44:03Z")
There was a disgusting old nudist, Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest. Whilst playing leapfrog, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1488 "2015-06-08T13:36:13Z")
There was a disgusting old nudist, Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest. Whilst playing leapfrog, He spouted a “log” ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 1:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1489 "2015-06-08T13:41:51Z")
There was a disgusting old nudist, Who made a bet to see who was the lewdest. Whilst playing leapfrog, He spouted a “log” All agreed that his act was the crudest. A teacher was giving a test ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1490 "2015-06-08T18:32:13Z")
A teacher was giving a test To find out which student was best ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1491 "2015-06-08T19:57:40Z")
A teacher was giving a test To find out which student was best at grace under pressure ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 8, 2015, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1492 "2015-06-08T21:08:37Z")
A teacher was giving a test, To find out which student was best At grace under pressure, (A hard thing to measure) ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 5:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1493 "2015-06-10T17:55:48Z")
A teacher was giving a test, To find out which student was best At grace under pressure, (A hard thing to measure) So in the end her results were just guessed. The fuel gauge was sitting on empty ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1494 "2015-06-10T18:39:01Z")
The fuel gauge was sitting on empty And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 10, 2015, 8:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1495 "2015-06-10T20:59:57Z")
The fuel gauge was sitting on empty, And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty. But, up in a plane, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 2:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1496 "2015-06-11T02:28:24Z")
The fuel gauge was sitting on empty, And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty. But, up in a plane, To sleep is insane ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1497 "2015-06-11T15:15:43Z")
The fuel gauge was sitting on empty, And I wanted to nap in my pup tenty. But, up in a plane, To sleep is insane Because the screaming makes me verklempt-y. %%%%%%%%%%% The girls said that shaving my balls, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2015, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1498 "2015-06-11T21:23:07Z")
The girls said that shaving my balls, Was the reason for all the catcalls. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1499 "2015-06-12T02:18:38Z")
The girls said that shaving my balls, Was the reason for all the catcalls. So I took those bald testes ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2015, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1500 "2015-06-12T02:39:24Z")
The girls said that shaving my balls, Was the reason for all the catcalls. So I took those bald testes, Wrapped up in Kraft’s best cheese, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1501 "2015-06-13T01:34:59Z")
The girls said that shaving my balls, Was the reason for all the catcalls. So I took those bald testes, Wrapped up in Kraft’s best cheese, Now the French say they smell like de Gaulle’s. The drummer was playing his licks [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=74) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=76)