# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 76
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 7:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1502 "2015-06-13T07:19:17Z")
The drummer was playing his licks, And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks. ---
**Author:** ![Sicks\_Ate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@Sicks\_Ate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sicks_Ate)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 3:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1503 "2015-06-13T15:17:39Z")
The drummer was playing his licks, And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks. Flam drag paradiddle ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1504 "2015-06-13T16:51:46Z")
The drummer was playing his licks, And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks. Flam drag paradiddle And the cat played the fiddle. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1505 "2015-06-14T02:12:33Z")
The drummer was playing his licks, And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks. Flam drag paradiddle And the cat played the fiddle. It’s no wonder those pricks threw the bricks. ####### An old hag, with a wart on her nose, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 4:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1506 "2015-06-14T04:02:17Z")
An old hag, with a wart on her nose, And two extra fingers and toes, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1507 "2015-06-14T22:06:03Z")
An old hag, with a wart on her nose, And two extra fingers and toes, But the thing I liked best, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 14, 2015, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1508 "2015-06-14T23:39:12Z")
An old hag, with a wart on her nose, And two extra fingers and toes, But the thing I liked best, Was her tattooed chest ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 15, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1509 "2015-06-15T23:57:51Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > The drummer was playing his licks, > And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks. The drummer was playing his licks, And the mosh pit was jam-packed with pricks. And this waitress had this thing she inimitably did with her sticks. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1510 "2015-06-16T00:53:35Z")
> [@Hoopy\_Frood](#): > > An old hag, with a wart on her nose, > And two extra fingers and toes, > But the thing I liked best, > Was her tattooed chest An old hag, with a wart on her nose, And two extra fingers and toes, But the thing I liked best, Was her tattooed chest The sweet round of her breast. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 12:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1511 "2015-06-16T00:57:50Z")
There was a peerless maid from Abilene, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1512 "2015-06-16T02:27:55Z")
There was a peerless maid from Abilene, Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1513 "2015-06-16T02:51:27Z")
There was a peerless maid from Abilene, Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine. And tho’ I was wishin’, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1514 "2015-06-16T02:54:08Z")
There was a peerless maid from Abilene, Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine. And tho’ I was wishin’, Her knickers left me missin’ ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 1:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1515 "2015-06-16T13:10:28Z")
There was a peerless maid from Abilene, Whose lingerie smelt strong of sardine. And tho’ I was wishin’, Her knickers left me missin’ My first real love, Lady Lurleen. * * * In the bar walked the rabbi and priest. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 2:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1516 "2015-06-16T14:36:54Z")
In the bar walked the rabbi and priest. There to make a deal with the Beast ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1517 "2015-06-16T16:51:24Z")
In the bar walked the rabbi and priest. There to make a deal with the Beast The bartender grinned ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1518 "2015-06-16T19:41:18Z")
In the bar walked the rabbi and priest. There to make a deal with the Beast The bartender grinned With no semblance of sin within ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1519 "2015-06-16T22:48:13Z")
In the bar walked the rabbi and priest. There to make a deal with the Beast The bartender grinned With no semblance of sin within Just a cry in the dark and that unsavory feast. ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2015, 10:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1520 "2015-06-16T22:52:19Z")
Strapping Adam Able made his way downtown apace, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1521 "2015-06-17T00:49:04Z")
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