# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 78
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 10:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1542 "2015-06-18T22:56:40Z")
Edgar Poe did quoth to a raven, Would it he inquired be downright craven, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1543 "2015-06-18T23:05:43Z")
Edgar Poe did quoth to a raven, Would it he inquired be downright craven, To chase after my wife, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1544 "2015-06-18T23:23:15Z")
Edgar Poe did quoth to a raven, Would it he inquired be downright craven, To chase after my wife, With a blunt butter knife, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1545 "2015-06-18T23:26:48Z")
Edgar Poe did quoth to a raven, Would it he inquired be downright craven, To chase after my wife, With a blunt butter knife, With his pants down and big dick a-wavin? The bishop who liked wearing leather, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1546 "2015-06-18T23:29:23Z")
Edgar Poe did quoth to a raven, Would it he inquired be downright craven, To chase after my wife, With a blunt butter knife, My lot, he quoth, being here unshaven. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1547 "2015-06-18T23:32:23Z")
The bishop who liked wearing leather Tickled himself with a red feather ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1548 "2015-06-18T23:42:44Z")
The bishop who liked wearing leather, Tickled himself with a red feather. That wasn’t so bad ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1549 "2015-06-18T23:45:58Z")
The bishop who liked wearing leather, Tickled himself with a red feather. That wasn’t so bad, But this tickler had ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1550 "2015-06-18T23:48:34Z")
The bishop who liked wearing leather, Tickled himself with a red feather. That wasn’t so bad, But this tickler had The chicken still joined, with a tether. ######## ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 18, 2015, 11:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1551 "2015-06-18T23:50:17Z")
A lady who wished she was rich, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1552 "2015-06-19T00:35:11Z")
A lady who wished she was rich, Had saucy lips and was really quite a bitch. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1553 "2015-06-19T14:32:05Z")
A lady who wished she was rich, Had saucy lips and was really quite a bitch. She earned cash at the docks ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1554 "2015-06-19T15:13:08Z")
A lady who wished she was rich, Had saucy lips and was really quite a bitch. She earned cash at the docks By fondling the bullocks, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1555 "2015-06-19T15:24:02Z")
A lady who wished she was rich, Had saucy lips and was really quite a bitch. She earned cash at the docks By fondling the bullocks, Of drunk sailors who were thrown in the ditch I was hungry and grabbed a banana ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 7:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1556 "2015-06-19T19:12:38Z")
I was hungry and grabbed a banana Me and my love we went wet to Louisiana. ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2015, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1557 "2015-06-19T23:05:54Z")
I was hungry and grabbed a banana Me and my love we went wet to Louisiana I hurried to nibble this delectable fruit ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 20, 2015, 2:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1558 "2015-06-20T14:43:39Z")
I was hungry and grabbed a banana Me and my love we went wet to Louisiana I hurried to nibble this delectable fruit Found it rotten and, to boot, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1559 "2015-06-21T01:54:01Z")
I was hungry and grabbed a banana Me and my love we went wet to Louisiana I hurried to nibble this delectable fruit Found it rotten and, to boot, We had lingered far into Montana. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1560 "2015-06-21T01:56:27Z")
It was early morning in San Francisco with heavy fog ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 21, 2015, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1561 "2015-06-21T02:02:38Z")
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