# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 80
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1582 "2015-06-24T22:00:35Z")
She was a comely lass from Belfast, Who got more wrinkled as years passed. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 2:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1583 "2015-06-25T14:05:24Z")
She was a comely lass from Belfast, Who got more wrinkled as years passed. Till she met a young surgeon ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1584 "2015-06-25T15:09:28Z")
She was a comely lass from Belfast, Who got more wrinkled as years passed. Till she met a young surgeon. And then, at his urgin’, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 3:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1585 "2015-06-25T15:16:20Z")
She was a comely lass from Belfast, Who got more wrinkled as years passed. Till she met a young surgeon Who used the blood of a virgin ninja’d She was a comely lass from Belfast, Who got more wrinkled as years passed. Till she met a young surgeon. And then, at his urgin’, Smoothed out her skin with a bomb blast A doctor used the blood of a virgin ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1586 "2015-06-25T15:22:13Z")
Can’t edit… She was a comely lass from Belfast, Who got more wrinkled as years passed. Till she met a young surgeon. And then, at his urgin’, Smoothed her out with an ejaculative blast A doctor used the blood of a virgin ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1587 "2015-06-25T16:00:28Z")
Nice! A doctor used the blood of a virgin, To rewrite the books of Theodore Sturgeon, ---
**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1588 "2015-06-25T17:16:00Z")
A doctor used the blood of a virgin, To rewrite the books of Theodore Sturgeon. But the publishing house ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1589 "2015-06-25T20:23:14Z")
A doctor used the blood of a virgin, To rewrite the books of Theodore Sturgeon. But the publishing house Thought his ‘type O’ was souse, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1590 "2015-06-25T20:56:59Z")
A doctor used the blood of a virgin, To rewrite the books of Theodore Sturgeon. But the publishing house Thought his ‘type O’ was souse, And threw it in a sink of detergen’. Way up North where polar bears roam, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1591 "2015-06-25T21:24:32Z")
A doctor used the blood of a virgin, To rewrite the books of Theodore Sturgeon. But the publishing house Thought his ‘type O’ was souse, And threw it in a sink of detergen’. Way up North where polar bears roam, There was a gal whose name was Lome ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1592 "2015-06-25T21:39:47Z")
Way up North where polar bears roam, There was a gal whose name was Lome She liked to sleep in the buff ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1593 "2015-06-25T21:49:07Z")
Way up North where polar bears roam, There was a gal whose name was Lome. She liked to sleep in the buff, And when the blizzards got rough, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 10:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1594 "2015-06-25T22:42:36Z")
Way up North where polar bears roam, There was a gal whose name was Lome. She liked to sleep in the buff, And when the blizzards got rough She curled up with a deviant gnome. A Texan, a priest and a clown ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1595 "2015-06-25T23:06:48Z")
Way up North where polar bears roam, There was a gal whose name was Lome. She liked to sleep in the buff, And when the blizzards got rough She curled up with a deviant gnome. A Texan, a priest and a clown Took it up upside-down ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1596 "2015-06-26T02:37:30Z")
A Texan, a priest and a clown Took it up upside-down. God knows what they took, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1597 "2015-06-26T03:38:46Z")
A Texan, a priest and a clown Took it up upside-down. God knows what they took, Must be in some sweet nook, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 2:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1598 "2015-06-26T14:03:14Z")
A Texan, a priest and a clown Took it up upside-down. God knows what they took, Must be in some sweet nook, Ironically all were named Brown. One slow day on Pattaya Beach, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1599 "2015-06-26T14:40:42Z")
One slow day on Pattaya Beach, A young gal was snacking on a peach ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 3:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1600 "2015-06-26T15:42:55Z")
One slow day on Pattaya Beach, A young gal was snacking on a peach But she swallowed the pit ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1601 "2015-06-26T16:35:28Z")
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