# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 81
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 4:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1602 "2015-06-26T16:37:56Z")
One slow day on Pattaya Beach, A young gal was snacking on a peach But she swallowed the pit Without tasting a whit Fervent Harold sucked her like a leech. ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2015, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1603 "2015-06-26T23:41:55Z")
One slow day on Pattaya Beach, A young gal was snacking on a peach But she swallowed the pit Without tasting a whit Fervent Harold sucked her like a leech ```auto Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha ``` ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 6:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1604 "2015-06-27T06:51:04Z")
_(You certainly picked a toughie with ‘Omaha’)_ Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha, Which came from riding her Yamaha. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1605 "2015-06-27T15:03:50Z")
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha, Which came from riding her Yamaha. From Maine to Nebraska ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1606 "2015-06-27T18:53:30Z")
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha, Which came from riding her Yamaha. From Maine to Nebraska Could it be her asthma? ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1607 "2015-06-27T20:37:39Z")
Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha, Which came from riding her Yamaha. From Maine to Nebraska Could it be her asthma? Or does it smoke like Barack Obamaha? * * * Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1608 "2015-06-27T21:02:52Z")
[quote=“Orson\_Carte, post:1607, topic:712149”] Maid Mary had a twitch in Omaha, Which came from riding her Yamaha. From Maine to Nebraska Could it be her asthma? Or does it smoke like Barack Obamaha? * * * Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing, She sure can’t stop her spewing. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1609 "2015-06-28T23:42:40Z")
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing, She sure can’t stop her spewing. But that meaningless drivel ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1610 "2015-06-29T00:17:34Z")
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing, She sure can’t stop her spewing. But that meaningless drivel, About morals, uncivil, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 12:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1611 "2015-06-29T00:42:34Z")
Does Bristol Palin know what she’s doing, She sure can’t stop her spewing. But that meaningless drivel, About morals, uncivil, involve things that she’s not eschewing. Scalia started to cry many tears ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1612 "2015-06-29T01:05:39Z")
Scalia started to cry many tears, God knows just what it’s she fears. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1613 "2015-06-29T01:18:57Z")
Scalia started to cry many tears, God knows just what it’s she fears. 'Cause now he’s transgender ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1614 "2015-06-29T01:19:13Z")
Scalia started to cry many tears, God knows just what it’s she fears. She had a secret life like a closet ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1615 "2015-06-29T01:27:30Z")
Scalia started to cry many tears, God knows just what it’s she fears. 'Cause now he’s transgender, (Caught his balls in the blender), _(Sorry about the gender-crisis. Without Googling, I didn’t realise just who Scalia is)_ ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1616 "2015-06-29T01:35:14Z")
Scalia started to cry many tears, God knows just what it’s she fears. 'Cause now he’s transgender, (Caught his balls in the blender), It had suddenly all become so unclear. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 1:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1617 "2015-06-29T01:37:10Z")
Proud Mary tart that she was had a pen down there ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1618 "2015-06-29T02:04:22Z")
(Editing my first line was way too fettered with syllables) Proud Mary she had this pen down there. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1619 "2015-06-29T02:10:29Z")
Proud Mary she had this pen down there, Tucked deftly in the pussy-hair. _(You’re right about the syllables; Lines 1,2, 5 - seven to ten beats. Lines 3 and 4 - five to seven)._ ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 2:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1620 "2015-06-29T02:23:30Z")
Proud Mary had this pen down there, Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair. She had long silky legs ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1621 "2015-06-29T04:08:06Z")
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