# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 82
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1622 "2015-06-29T04:15:22Z")
Proud Mary had this pen down there, Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair. She had long silky legs, Covered in biro dregs She was splendid and beyond compare. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1623 "2015-06-29T04:18:59Z")
Frank was a redhead from Orinda ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1624 "2015-06-29T04:19:30Z")
\*Just a reminder; The writer of the first line cannot write the last.\* ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1625 "2015-06-29T04:36:16Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > \*Just a reminder; > > The writer of the first line cannot write the last.\* - Reminder observed: tried to delete but could not \* ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 5:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1626 "2015-06-29T05:41:38Z")
Proud Mary had this pen down there, Tucked deftiy in her pussy-hair. She had long silky legs, Covered in biro dregs And wrote poems on the seat of her chair. There was an old man from Aberdeen, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1627 "2015-06-29T06:07:50Z")
There was an old man from Aberdeen, Who had a niece named Jolene ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1628 "2015-06-29T15:24:05Z")
There was an old man from Aberdeen, Who had a niece named Jolene Her legs could contort ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 4:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1629 "2015-06-29T16:59:13Z")
There was an old man from Aberdeen, Who had a niece named Jolene Her legs could contort So she had to resort ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1630 "2015-06-29T19:11:56Z")
There was an old man from Aberdeen, Who had a niece named Jolene Her legs could contort So she had to resort to sex on a trampoline. ++++++++++++++++ Fortesque thrice held golden balls, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1631 "2015-06-29T20:41:54Z")
Fortesque thrice held golden balls When assuming a wide stance in the stalls ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1632 "2015-06-29T21:04:46Z")
Fortesque thrice held golden balls, When assuming a wide stance in the stalls. But the balls that he held, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2015, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1633 "2015-06-29T21:09:31Z")
Fortesque thrice held golden balls, When assuming a wide stance in the stalls. But the balls that he held, Of a chance all swelled, ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1634 "2015-06-30T03:36:27Z")
Fortesque thrice held golden balls, When assuming a wide stance in the stalls. But the balls that he held, Of a chance all swelled, Good Anna came upon him in the hall. ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 3:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1635 "2015-06-30T03:39:20Z")
Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1636 "2015-06-30T17:05:08Z")
Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick. Whenever he showed off his new rope trick ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1637 "2015-06-30T19:16:53Z")
Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick. Whenever he showed off his new rope trick But his brand new riata ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1638 "2015-06-30T19:43:21Z")
Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick. Whenever he showed off his new rope trick But his brand new riata Dries up his piñata ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1639 "2015-06-30T21:29:45Z")
Cowboy Dick made sure to have his flick. Whenever he showed off his new rope trick But his brand new riata Dries up his piñata So please do not flick your Bic. * * * Bill! I love you so, I always will. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1640 "2015-06-30T21:57:07Z")
_I think I beat you to it, but be my guest._ ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1641 "2015-06-30T21:57:31Z")
Bill! I love you so, I always will. Your hot rod gives me such a thrill. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=81) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=83)