# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 83
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1642 "2015-06-30T22:04:22Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > _I think I beat you to it, but be my guest._ _I think you were first too in milliseconds. Your frill should nail it._ ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1643 "2015-06-30T22:07:31Z")
\*\* > [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > _I think I beat you to it, but be my guest._ [quote=“Absene\_Myth, post:1642, topic:712149”] \*I think you were first too in milliseconds. Your frill should nail it _ok i think “thrill” is the order of the day here_ ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1644 "2015-06-30T22:27:07Z")
- Am then waiting until someone composes the third line. \* ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1645 "2015-06-30T22:28:16Z")
Bill! I love you so, I always will. Your hot rod gives me such a thrill. When we press its horn, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1646 "2015-06-30T22:32:34Z")
Bill! I love you so, I always will. Your hot rod gives me such a thrill. When we press its horn, It makes us reborn ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1647 "2015-06-30T22:43:01Z")
Bill! I love you so, I always will. Your hot rod gives me such a thrill. When we press its horn, It makes us reborn, As we burn rubber up the hill. ######### Sally was a lass with funny eyes, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1648 "2015-06-30T22:51:42Z")
Sally was a lass with funny eyes, Oh, she got to me with her sighs. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 10:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1649 "2015-06-30T22:57:28Z")
Sally was a lass with funny eyes, Oh, she got to me with her sighs. Yes, indeed, her sighs was large, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 11:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1650 "2015-06-30T23:10:01Z")
Sally was a lass with funny eyes, Oh, she got to me with her sighs. Yes, indeed, her sighs was large, A-lass, she was, like a barge, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1651 "2015-06-30T23:29:16Z")
Sally was a lass with funny eyes, Oh, she got to me with her sighs. Yes, indeed, her sighs was large, A-lass, she was, like a barge. She really got me with her soft thighs ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2015, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1652 "2015-06-30T23:45:48Z")
Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1653 "2015-07-01T03:14:02Z")
Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston, Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 3:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1654 "2015-07-01T03:54:25Z")
Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston, Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in. The odd shock of this chill ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1655 "2015-07-01T21:19:42Z")
Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston, Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in. The odd shock of this chill Froze up his “Little Will” ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1656 "2015-07-01T21:25:39Z")
Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston, Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in. The odd shock of this chill, Froze up his “Little Will.” God knows what those undies were washed in! Last time Bert and Bill showered together, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1657 "2015-07-01T21:33:03Z")
Last time Bert and Bill showered together, Neither would look at the other’s region nether. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1658 "2015-07-01T21:36:01Z")
Betty Lipps had a beau in Boston, Whose jockey shorts strangely had frost in. The odd shock of this chill, Froze up his “Little Will.” God knows what those undies were washed in! Last time Bert and Bill showered together, They knew no kind of tether ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1659 "2015-07-01T21:40:11Z")
Last time Bert and Bill showered together, Neither would look at the other’s region nether. Though Billy wore rubber, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 9:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1660 "2015-07-01T21:49:35Z")
Last time Bert and Bill showered together, Neither would look at the other’s region nether. Though Billy wore rubber, And was a good scrubber, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1661 "2015-07-01T22:01:10Z")
Last time Bert and Bill showered together, Neither would look at the other’s region nether. Though Billy wore rubber, And was a good scrubber, They sank headfirst into the others’ heather. ######### June Pie lived on her own in Denver [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=82) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=84)