# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 84
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1662 "2015-07-01T22:02:32Z")
Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1663 "2015-07-01T22:46:49Z")
Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse. Sexy June danced by the sea. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1664 "2015-07-01T23:44:11Z")
Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse. Sexy June danced by the sea. (What a bitch, if he’s lonely!) ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 1, 2015, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1665 "2015-07-01T23:57:56Z")
Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse. Sexy June danced by the sea. (What a bitch, if he’s lonely! The whole affair just sounds Mickey Mouse.) * * * A bullfighter who lived in Madrid, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1666 "2015-07-02T00:29:32Z")
Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse. Sexy June danced by the sea. (What a bitch, if he’s lonely! The whole affair just sounds Mickey Mouse.) * * * A bullfighter who lived in Madrid, Turned out to be one lusty kid ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 2:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1667 "2015-07-02T02:22:21Z")
A bullfighter who lived in Madrid, Turned out to be one lusty kid Juan wore these tight pants ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 4:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1668 "2015-07-02T04:00:10Z")
A bullfighter who lived in Madrid, Turned out to be one lusty kid Juan wore these tight pants With this voluptuous stance ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1669 "2015-07-02T13:39:25Z")
> [@](#): > > Ms. June Pie lived in a huge round house > With twenty-five cats and one lonely spouse. > Sexy June danced by the sea. > (What a bitch, if he’s lonely! > The whole affair just sounds Mickey Mouse.) ## That ending made me laugh! A bullfighter who lived in Madrid, Turned out to be one lusty kid Juan wore these tight pants With this voluptuous stance And everyone he could do—he did! While celebrating the Fourth of July ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1670 "2015-07-02T14:12:25Z")
While celebrating the Fourth of July Some sparklers got caught in my eye ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 2:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1671 "2015-07-02T14:51:32Z")
While celebrating the Fourth of July Some sparklers got caught in my eye But you won’t hear me crying ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1672 "2015-07-02T15:52:02Z")
While celebrating the Fourth of July Some sparklers got caught in my eye But you won’t hear me crying just some ocular frying ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 7:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1673 "2015-07-02T19:47:51Z")
While celebrating the Fourth of July Some sparklers got caught in my eye But you won’t hear me crying just some ocular frying No no, i keot telling him 'oh my, oh my." ######## Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1674 "2015-07-02T20:34:07Z")
Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn, The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1675 "2015-07-02T20:41:59Z")
Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn, The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn. She told the fat lady, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1676 "2015-07-02T20:47:37Z")
Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn, The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn. She told the fat lady, That he was her dady, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1677 "2015-07-02T21:21:10Z")
Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn, The typ o’ guy with a painted-on friwn. She told the fat lady, That he was her dady, And not let him fool round 'neath her giwn. * * * ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1678 "2015-07-02T21:25:23Z")
_Shall we try a ‘conventional’ one -_ There was an old man from Nantucket, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1679 "2015-07-02T21:53:22Z")
_Shall we try a ‘conventional’ one -_ There was an old man from Nantucket, Who spent his nights near a bucket. His G ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1680 "2015-07-02T21:57:55Z")
There was an old man from Nantucket, Who spent his nights near a bucket. No wonder he’s pale, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1681 "2015-07-02T21:58:52Z")
######## Jane lived in Tulsa with a circus cliwn [My apologies for the cliwn. You guys sure pulled it out in spite of it.] [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=83) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=85)