# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 85
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 10:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1682 "2015-07-02T22:02:03Z")
There was an old man from Nantucket, Who spent his nights near a bucket. No wonder he’s pale, The nights kept him hale ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1683 "2015-07-02T22:09:44Z")
There was an old man from Nantucket, Who spent his nights near a bucket. No wonder he’s pale, The nights kept him hale 'Cos with a long straw and could suck it. An old hooker from Ann Arbor, Mich, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 10:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1684 "2015-07-02T22:35:23Z")
An old hooker from Ann Arbor, Mich. was all over really quite a dish ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1685 "2015-07-02T22:48:27Z")
_Above, it should’ve been_; There was an old man from Nantucket, Who spent his nights near a bucket. No wonder he’s pale, The nights kept him hale 'Cos with a long straw \*\*\*he \*\*\*could suck it. An old hooker from Ann Arbor, Mich. Was all over really quite a dish. But the dish was old shrimp, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 2, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1686 "2015-07-02T23:22:58Z")
An old hooker from Ann Arbor, Mich. Was all over really quite a dish. But the dish was old shrimp, So I said to the pimp, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 12:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1687 "2015-07-03T00:01:55Z")
An old hooker from Ann Arbor, Mich. Was all over really quite a dish. But the dish was old shrimp, So I said to the pimp, Lady, 'you’re yesterday’s wish! ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1688 "2015-07-03T01:00:05Z")
\*Or - ‘I’m not really a big fan of fish’.\* ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1689 "2015-07-03T03:24:02Z")
Or, i wanted a taste of that knish. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1690 "2015-07-03T03:28:31Z")
Betty had red frills on her front, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 3:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1691 "2015-07-03T03:50:25Z")
Betty had red frills on her front (Which was not very big, to be blunt) ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 4:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1692 "2015-07-03T04:13:37Z")
Betty had red frills on her front (Which was not very big, to be blunt Betty’s boobs were twin vessels ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1693 "2015-07-03T05:42:03Z")
Betty had red frills on her front (Which was not very big, to be blunt) Betty’s boobs were twin vessels \*Now, I’m really confused as to their size. Anyway… \* Betty had red frills on her front, (Which was not very big, to be blunt). Betty’s boobs were twin vessels Like fried eggs in mess halls, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 6:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1694 "2015-07-03T06:30:26Z")
Betty had red frills on her front, (Which was not very big, to be blunt). Betty’s boobs were twin vessels Like fried eggs in mess halls, Their size had some a bit stumped. ######## Lovely Lana grew some pert peonies ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1695 "2015-07-03T22:07:00Z")
Lovely Lana grew some pert peonies She liked life without phonies. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2015, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1696 "2015-07-03T23:18:08Z")
Lovely Lana grew some pert peonies She liked life without phonies. But her silicone breasticles ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 1:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1697 "2015-07-04T01:11:07Z")
Lovely Lana grew some pert peonies She liked life without phonies. But her silicone breasticles Were soft as testicles ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 3:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1698 "2015-07-04T03:06:07Z")
Lovely Lana grew some pert peonies She liked life without phonies. But her silicone breasticles Were soft as testicles. She was real and she ate abalone. _I never could quite get around those breasticles_ ###### Anne was a juggler who had another ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 3:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1699 "2015-07-04T03:47:10Z")
Anne was a juggler who had another. She didn’t talk about who was her druther. ---
**Author:** ![thestrangeness](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b782af/32.png) [@thestrangeness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thestrangeness)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 10:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1700 "2015-07-04T10:15:44Z")
Lovely Lana grew some pert peonies She liked life without phonies. But her silicone breasticles Made up for the testicles ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1701 "2015-07-04T15:55:31Z")
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