# Loopy Limericks

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 86

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1702 "2015-07-04T20:31:04Z")

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\*\*\*don’t get it…do people just change because they want to after it’s finished? \*\*\*

Well, not usually. Once a line is written it stands - and wouldn’t be altered by anyone unless it is crazily incongruous. Similarly, once a limerick is completed, that’s it, and we move on to a new one.  
Just another reminder though; the writer of the first line cannot write the last. (In this way the play gets shared around and one person cannot dominate the thread).

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1703 "2015-07-04T20:36:27Z")

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Anne was a juggler who had another.  
She didn’t talk about who was her druther.  
But she showered his balls,

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1704 "2015-07-04T20:54:00Z")

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\*Yes. Why don’t you start the thread again?There was an another and a druther, but it’s all gotten a bit confused and out of sequence. \*

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1705 "2015-07-04T21:01:15Z")

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Anne was a juggler who had another.  
She didn’t talk about who was her druther.  
But she showered his balls,  
She stood tall to do them all.

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1706 "2015-07-04T21:02:49Z")

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nm\*\*

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1707 "2015-07-04T21:11:04Z")

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Anne was a juggler who had another.  
She didn’t talk about who was her druther.  
But she showered his balls,  
She stood tall to do them all.  
While she tossed indian clubs to her brother.

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I have a girlfriend called Belinda,

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1708 "2015-07-04T21:17:49Z")

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I have a girlfriend called Belinda,  
who was not any old Lucinda.

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**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1709 "2015-07-04T22:14:39Z")

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I have a girlfriend called Belinda,  
who was not any old Lucinda.  
She has this way to romp

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1710 "2015-07-04T23:37:50Z")

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I have a girlfriend called Belinda,  
Who _is_ not any old Lucinda.  
She has this way to romp,  
Through the fire near the swamp

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1711 "2015-07-04T23:42:52Z")

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I have a girlfriend called Belinda,  
Who _is_ not any old Lucinda.  
She has this way to romp,  
By the fire near the swamp,  
She’s one hot burning cinda’.

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1712 "2015-07-04T23:55:24Z")

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I hear Fred blowing in my ear

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 4, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1713 "2015-07-04T23:58:20Z")

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\*I was thinking -

‘That makes her muff smoke just like tinder’\*

These things are meant to have a twist in their tail!

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1714 "2015-07-05T00:14:27Z")

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- was thinking that "twist in the tail’ helped give Poe his Raven and RLS his dreamer rimes in their tinderlands by the sea. Yes, the muff line burns more.\*

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1715 "2015-07-05T00:40:18Z")

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I hear Fred blowing in my ear,  
Though it’s not with his lips, and it’s queer.

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**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1716 "2015-07-05T00:45:57Z")

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I hear Fred blowing in my ear,  
Though it’s not with his lips, and it’s queer.  
'Cos the thing that is blowing,

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**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1717 "2015-07-05T00:51:56Z")

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I hear Fred blowing in my ear,  
Though it’s not with his lips, and it’s queer.  
'Cos the thing that is blowing,  
May be his spear just showing

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1718 "2015-07-05T00:52:59Z")

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_nm_

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**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 1:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1719 "2015-07-05T01:16:03Z")

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I hear Fred blowing in my ear,  
Though it’s not with his lips, and it’s queer.  
'Cos the thing that is blowing,  
May be his spear just showing.  
But something’s surely gotten near down here.

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**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1720 "2015-07-05T01:21:01Z")

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Quaint Frank left his life in Baton Rouge.

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**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\
**Post date:** [July 5, 2015, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1721 "2015-07-05T02:34:56Z")

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Quaint Frank left his life in Baton Rouge,  
When they teased that his red stick was huge.

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