# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 88
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1744 "2015-07-06T22:13:49Z")
> [@Orson\_Carte](#): > > \*\*\*Are we still writing Limericks here? Or is have we segued into Joycean streams of consciousness, where any random thought can be inserted? Just so I know. \*\*\* \*Just read link on mischievous limerick and some big changes in its form. Yes, spare us from Joycean vagaries. Limericks rhyme with a jauntiness in kind of a hyonotic and necessary way. They are not lyric poems. \* ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1745 "2015-07-06T22:34:07Z")
A walrus is proud of his oosik, It’s really much more than a toothpick. It has to do with a sense of place And thr time it takes to win his race. ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 6, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1746 "2015-07-06T22:55:04Z")
A walrus is proud of his oosik, It’s really much more than a toothpick. It has to do with a sense of place And the time it takes to win his race. That walrus really knows his music. ######## Heidi has a farm in Finland. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1748 "2015-07-07T01:39:53Z")
Heidi has a farm in Finland. Tall.Paul has a house further inland. As a native Laplander ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1750 "2015-07-07T03:53:56Z")
Heidi has a farm in Finland. Tall Paul has a house further inland. As a native Laplander He hoped for a gander But all he got was ill-timed slander. ##### Hattie was the sort who told stories ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1751 "2015-07-07T09:46:42Z")
> [@Norse\_Fulton](#): > > Heidi has a farm in Finland. > Tall Paul has a house further inland. > As a native Laplander > He hoped for a gander > But all he got was ill-timed slander. You want to try that again? The last line should rhyme with the first and second lines; you rhymed with the third and fourth lines. ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1752 "2015-07-07T14:53:15Z")
Heidi has a farm in Finland. Tall Paul has a house further inland. As a native Laplander He hoped for a gander But he could only make out Vinland ####### - sorry for crotchety work here. Am not up to speed \* Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 7, 2015, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1753 "2015-07-07T21:01:56Z")
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair Lassie was bare-legged there on the stair. ---
**Author:** ![Norse\_Fulton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c2a13f/32.png) [@Norse\_Fulton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Norse_Fulton)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 12:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1754 "2015-07-08T00:35:45Z")
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair. Lassie was bare-legged there on the stair. They were fools fixed in their place, ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1756 "2015-07-08T03:32:37Z")
Cassie can barely see Lassie’s hair. Lassie was bare-legged there on the stair. They were fools fixed in their place, Cassie rubbed a piece of lace. This awkward rime ends without landing there. ####### Joanne had a way of crossing her thighs ---
**Author:** ![Absene\_Myth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/absene_myth/32/7322_2.png) [@Absene\_Myth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Absene_Myth)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 3:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1757 "2015-07-08T03:43:28Z")
_I was too late to edit so here is the first line without Hannah_ Meg has a way of crossing her thighs. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 5:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1758 "2015-07-08T05:12:39Z")
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs. She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1759 "2015-07-08T15:21:34Z")
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs. She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes. And when she crosses her T’s ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1760 "2015-07-08T15:31:10Z")
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs. She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes. And when she crosses her T’s She squeels and then pees ---
**Author:** ![Dragwyr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dragwyr/32/2855_2.png) [@Dragwyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragwyr)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1762 "2015-07-08T19:01:40Z")
Meg has a way of crossing her thighs. She’s such a tease when she dots her eyes. And when she crosses her T’s She squeels and then pees Then seductively cons you with lies. ########## Monty Python is such British humor, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1763 "2015-07-08T20:29:17Z")
Monty Python is such British humor, Held sacred by the mad baby-boomer. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1764 "2015-07-08T21:21:49Z")
_Seeing there’s no continuation, may I try that again with a subtle change, possibly better_. Monty Python is such British humor, Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1765 "2015-07-08T21:36:19Z")
Monty Python is such British humor, Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer. On Broadway it’s Spamalot ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1766 "2015-07-08T22:14:37Z")
Monty Python is such British humor, Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer. On Broadway it’s Spamalot, (The Idle-lot do ham a lot) ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1767 "2015-07-08T22:16:59Z")
Monty Python is such British humor, Holy grail to the mad baby-boomer. On Broadway it’s Spamalot, (The Idle-lot do ham a lot) Next up: Camelot, according to rumor. * * * Jim Parson is playing God. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=87) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=89)