# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 89
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1768 "2015-07-08T22:31:01Z")
Jim Parson is playing God. How so, with the face of a cod? ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1769 "2015-07-08T22:44:03Z")
Jim Parson is playing God. How so, with the face of a cod? A tough job; most eschew it ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 8, 2015, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1770 "2015-07-08T22:55:02Z")
Jim Parson is playing God. How so, with the face of a cod? A tough job; most eschew it, He’d be right gay to do it, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1771 "2015-07-09T17:25:47Z")
Jim Parson is playing God. How so, with the face of a cod? A tough job; most eschew it, He’d be right gay to do it, As Jesus all will partake of his bod I was out too late watching the ball game ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 9, 2015, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1772 "2015-07-09T19:43:15Z")
I was out too late watching the ball game, And by an hour I had missed the last train, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1773 "2015-07-10T03:27:45Z")
I was out too late watching the ball game, And by an hour I had missed the last train, So I pulled out the Uber ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1774 "2015-07-10T05:31:55Z")
I was out too late watching the ball game, And by an hour I had missed the last train, So I pulled out the Uber And drove like a goober ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1775 "2015-07-10T05:33:36Z")
nm ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 6:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1776 "2015-07-10T06:22:36Z")
I was out too late watching the ball game, And by an hour I had missed the last train, So I pulled out the Uber, And drove like a goober - That ‘crackerjack’ must’ve been mary-jane. * * * An old Buddhist who practised tai chi, ---
**Author:** ![jepflast](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@jepflast](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jepflast)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 8:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1777 "2015-07-10T08:50:10Z")
An old Buddhist who practised tai chi, Was enlightened by the number named three ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1778 "2015-07-10T21:44:49Z")
An old Buddhist who practised tai chi, Was enlightened by the number named three. As he spun his prayer-wheel, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 10, 2015, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1779 "2015-07-10T22:16:56Z")
An old Buddhist who practised tai chi, Was enlightened by the number named three. As he spun his prayer-wheel, And bowed thrice to reveal ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1780 "2015-07-11T15:58:43Z")
An old Buddhist who practised tai chi, Was enlightened by the number named three. As he spun his prayer-wheel, And bowed thrice to reveal His monk’s robe was open. Tee! Hee! * * * There was an old woman in a shoe. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 11, 2015, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1781 "2015-07-11T19:52:07Z")
There was an old woman in a shoe, Who knew well every man in the crew. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1782 "2015-07-12T21:20:29Z")
There was an old woman in a shoe, Who knew well every man in the crew. She cried, ‘One size fits all’, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1783 "2015-07-12T21:43:11Z")
There was an old woman in a shoe, Who knew well every man in the crew. She cried, ‘One size fits all. Pay Boy Blue, in the hall’, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 12, 2015, 10:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1784 "2015-07-12T22:09:29Z")
There was an old woman in a shoe, Who knew well every man in the crew. She cried, ‘One size fits all. Pay Boy Blue, in the hall’, And there’s discount if I do more than two’. * * * I once met an old hag in the woods, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1785 "2015-07-13T00:48:50Z")
I once met an old hag in the woods, With two henchmen in leather and hoods. "I like my men burly "With beards that are curly “And a schlong that delivers the goods.” A unicorn said to a maiden ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 6:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1786 "2015-07-13T06:16:00Z")
A unicorn said to a maiden, ‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’ ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1787 "2015-07-13T15:26:11Z")
A unicorn said to a maiden, ‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’ "Can you give me a shot? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=88) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=90)