# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 90
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1788 "2015-07-13T20:08:18Z")
A unicorn said to a maiden, ‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’ Can you give me a shot, With those panties you’ve got, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1789 "2015-07-14T19:55:04Z")
A unicorn said to a maiden, ‘I’m afraid I’ve a horn that is fadin’. Can you give me a shot, With those panties you’ve got. They look like they’ve never been played in’. A professor who owned a pet seal, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 9:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1790 "2015-07-14T21:38:54Z")
A professor who owned a pet seal, Was asked if the seal was the real deal. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1791 "2015-07-14T22:04:19Z")
A professor who owned a pet seal, Was asked if the seal was the real deal. Or should you be cryin’ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1792 "2015-07-15T02:32:59Z")
A professor who owned a pet seal, Was asked if the seal was the real deal. Or should you be cryin’, "It’s in fact, a sea-lion, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1793 "2015-07-15T17:11:52Z")
A professor who owned a pet seal, Was asked if the seal was the real deal. Or should you be cryin’, "It’s in fact, a sea-lion, But that should not change its appeal A nimble young lass on a bike ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1794 "2015-07-15T20:22:47Z")
A nimble young lass on a bike, Accidentally ran into a dyke. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 10:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1795 "2015-07-15T22:27:23Z")
A nimble young lass on a bike, Accidentally ran into a dyke. It was the type that holds water ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1796 "2015-07-15T23:06:32Z")
A nimble young lass on a bike, Accidentally ran into a dyke. It was the type that holds water, Not some Dutchman’s daughter, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2015, 11:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1797 "2015-07-15T23:55:50Z")
A nimble young lass on a bike, Accidentally ran into a dyke. It was the type that holds water, Not some Dutchman’s daughter, Anyway, she was more damp than I like. An astronaut zooming through space ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1798 "2015-07-16T00:30:07Z")
An astronaut zooming through space, Saw a little green man keeping pace. ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1799 "2015-07-16T03:35:33Z")
An astronaut zooming through space, Saw a little green man keeping pace. So he burned extra fuel ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1800 "2015-07-16T06:34:05Z")
An astronaut zooming through space, Saw a little green man keeping pace. So he burned extra fuel And just to be cruel ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1801 "2015-07-16T09:39:11Z")
An astronaut zooming through space, Saw a little green man keeping pace. So he burned extra fuel And just to be cruel, Blew smoke in the leprechaun’s face. Our spaceman then cruised near a comet, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1802 "2015-07-16T14:49:42Z")
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet And then he proceeded to vomit. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1803 "2015-07-16T14:58:10Z")
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet And then he proceeded to vomit. Then went to Pluto’s moon ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1804 "2015-07-16T15:07:25Z")
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet And then he proceeded to vomit. Then went to Pluto’s moon And wiped his chin on a loon ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1805 "2015-07-16T15:09:54Z")
Our spaceman then cruised near a comet And then he proceeded to vomit. Then went to Pluto’s moon And wiped his chin on a loon And ate the loon with space juice on it. * * * I was walking down the street and singing ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1806 "2015-07-16T21:24:21Z")
I was walking down the street and singing, I was wet and my stockings were clinging. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 16, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1807 "2015-07-16T22:13:47Z")
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