# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 93
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1848 "2015-07-29T05:31:33Z")
I don’t think Stephen King’s so scary. And I think that his back is too hairy And his glass frames are dorky For a guy who’s not porky And he whistles like a zombie canary. Last Monday I saw a black squirrel ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1849 "2015-07-29T13:22:01Z")
Last Monday I saw a black squirrel Stand upright, a large acorn to hurl ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1850 "2015-07-29T20:53:37Z")
Last Monday I saw a black squirrel Stand upright, a large acorn to hurl But a gray jumped his back, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1851 "2015-07-29T21:16:49Z")
Last Monday I saw a black squirrel Stand upright, a large acorn to hurl But a gray jumped his back, What a vicious attack! ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [July 29, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1852 "2015-07-29T22:38:37Z")
Last Monday I saw a black squirrel Stand upright, a large acorn to hurl But a gray jumped his back, What a vicious attack! He went right for his nuts in a whirl! A young vixen relaxed in her bath ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1853 "2015-07-30T02:56:00Z")
A young vixen relaxed in her bath, Unaware of the snake on the path. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2015, 3:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1854 "2015-07-30T15:39:05Z")
A young vixen relaxed in her bath, Unaware of the snake on the path. The serpent slid up ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1855 "2015-07-31T01:45:37Z")
A young vixen relaxed in her bath, Unaware of the snake on the path. The serpent slid up The pipe for a sup, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1856 "2015-07-31T14:34:42Z")
A young vixen relaxed in her bath, Unaware of the snake on the path. The serpent slid up The pipe for a sup, And the vixen felt the snake’s wrath! * * * I was left standing at the altar ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2015, 10:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1857 "2015-07-31T22:00:41Z")
I was left standing at the altar. It’s sad, but my groom was a bolter. ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 11:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1858 "2015-08-01T23:40:02Z")
I was left standing at the altar. It’s sad, but my groom was a bolter. It sure was a pity, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 1, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1859 "2015-08-01T23:58:28Z")
I was left standing at the altar. It’s sad, but my groom was a bolter. It sure was a pity, I couldn’t be Mrs Mitty, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 12:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1860 "2015-08-02T00:49:01Z")
I was left standing at the altar. It’s sad, but my groom was a bolter. It sure was a pity, I couldn’t be Mrs Mitty, 'Cause his cock was like the Rock of Gibralter. The doctor said he had some bad news ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 2, 2015, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1861 "2015-08-02T03:01:38Z")
The doctor said he had some bad news. “You must be careful which lion you choose”. ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2015, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1862 "2015-08-03T18:59:11Z")
The doctor said he had some bad news. “You must be careful which lion you choose”. Drugs will cure your ills ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2015, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1863 "2015-08-03T22:19:27Z")
The doctor said he had some bad news. "You must be careful which lion you choose. Drugs will cure your ills, But head for the hills, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 3, 2015, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1864 "2015-08-03T23:58:04Z")
The doctor said he had some bad news. “You must be careful which lion you choose. Drugs will cure your ills, But head for the hills If you’re caught big-game hunting near zoos”. There was a mad bomber in Riyadh, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 8:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1865 "2015-08-04T20:05:46Z")
There was a mad bomber in Riyadh, Who decided to wear suits of plaid, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1866 "2015-08-04T20:39:13Z")
There was a mad bomber in Riyadh, Who decided to wear suits of plaid With bombs in the pockets ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2015, 9:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1867 "2015-08-04T21:24:11Z")
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