# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 94
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1868 "2015-08-05T21:16:22Z")
There was a mad bomber in Riyadh, Who decided to wear suits of plaid. With bombs in the pockets And a cache of rockets, His wife gave him all that Ji-had. * * * One day as I sat 'neath a ladder, ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1869 "2015-08-05T21:46:21Z")
One day as I sat 'neath a ladder, I thought of what could make me gladder ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2015, 11:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1870 "2015-08-05T23:26:01Z")
One day as I sat 'neath a ladder, I thought of what could make me gladder. I wished for some booze ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1871 "2015-08-06T00:45:51Z")
One day as I sat 'neath a ladder, I thought of what could make me gladder. I wished for some booze, When along came Tom Cruise ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1872 "2015-08-06T01:23:40Z")
One day as I sat 'neath a ladder, I thought of what could make me gladder. I wished for some booze, When along came Tom Cruise With some hooch that caused pain in my bladder. As a barber was cutting my hair, ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1873 "2015-08-06T04:33:39Z")
As a barber was cutting my hair, He suddenly rotated the chair ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 5:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1874 "2015-08-06T05:36:10Z")
As a barber was cutting my hair, He suddenly rotated the chair. I cried, ‘Oh my God’, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 8:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1875 "2015-08-06T08:42:06Z")
As a barber was cutting my hair, He suddenly rotated the chair. I cried, “Oh my God, I’ve employed Sweeney Todd!” ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1876 "2015-08-06T13:11:14Z")
As a barber was cutting my hair, He suddenly rotated the chair. I cried, “Oh my God, I’ve employed Sweeney Todd!” And I quickly got out of there! * * * I don’t like Barack Obama ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1877 "2015-08-06T13:20:57Z")
I don’t like Barack Obama I’ve heard he had sex with a llama ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 4:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1878 "2015-08-06T16:26:21Z")
I don’t like Barack Obama I’ve heard he had sex with a llama He’s clearly a commie ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1879 "2015-08-06T17:05:09Z")
I don’t like Barack Obama. I’ve heard he had sex with a llama. He’s clearly a commie Who mistreats salami. ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1880 "2015-08-06T17:57:37Z")
I don’t like Barack Obama. I’ve heard he had sex with a llama. He’s clearly a commie Who mistreats salami. And prob’ly had sex with Osama. ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1881 "2015-08-06T20:46:47Z")
_Your turn to start another, Thin Ice._ ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1882 "2015-08-07T07:06:41Z")
_Okay. Anyone who cares to start, please do so -_ ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 11:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1883 "2015-08-07T11:44:57Z")
Oops A comely young girl in a garden ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 12:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1884 "2015-08-07T12:26:01Z")
A comely young girl in a garden Trimmed her bush just to make the boys harden ---
**Author:** ![Clothahump](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/51bf81/32.png) [@Clothahump](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Clothahump)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 12:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1885 "2015-08-07T12:59:17Z")
A comely young girl in a garden Trimmed her bush just to make the boys harden But a snip went too far ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 2:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1886 "2015-08-07T14:55:33Z")
A comely young girl in a garden Trimmed her bush just to make the boys harden But a snip went too far, Her pudenda is in a jar, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1887 "2015-08-07T21:50:39Z")
A comely young girl in a garden Trimmed her bush just to make the boys harden But a snip went too far, Her pudenda is in a jar, And it resembles the face of Bin Laden. * * * I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=93) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=95)