# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 95
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2015, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1888 "2015-08-07T22:53:18Z")
I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait, Since she has this unusual trait: ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1889 "2015-08-08T16:42:40Z")
I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait, Since she has this unusual trait: After orgasm she farts ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2015, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1890 "2015-08-08T18:29:48Z")
I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait, Since she has this unusual trait: After orgasm she farts And with it departs ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1891 "2015-08-10T03:44:33Z")
I don’t think I’d like sleeping with Cait, Since she has this unusual trait: After orgasm she farts And with it departs. It’s this ‘whore-moan’ that makes her dilate. Can you picture a ‘President Trump’, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1892 "2015-08-10T16:20:07Z")
Can you picture a ‘President Trump’, With hair like a fool and face like a chump ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1893 "2015-08-10T17:57:29Z")
Can you picture a ‘President Trump’, With hair like a fool and face like a chump A mouth that won’t quit ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1894 "2015-08-10T21:14:32Z")
Can you picture a ‘President Trump’, With hair like a fool and face like a chump, A mouth that won’t quit, And throwing a fit ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1895 "2015-08-10T21:30:31Z")
Can you picture a ‘President Trump’, With hair like a fool and face like a chump, A mouth that won’t quit, And throwing a fit So why don’t his poll ratings slump? A brunette who sang in the choir ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1896 "2015-08-10T21:43:14Z")
A brunette who sang in the choir, Took lessons to make her sing higher. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1897 "2015-08-10T22:21:56Z")
A brunette who sang in the choir, Took lessons to make her sing higher. But to become a soprano, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 10, 2015, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1898 "2015-08-10T22:44:09Z")
A brunette who sang in the choir, Took lessons to make her sing higher. But to become a soprano, It involved snorting guano, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 6:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1899 "2015-08-11T06:04:49Z")
A brunette who sang in the choir, Took lessons to make her sing higher. But to become a soprano, It involved snorting guano, And whipping herself with a briar. Stephen King just wrote a new story ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 11:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1900 "2015-08-11T11:08:30Z")
Stephen King just wrote a new story But it was neither scary nor gory ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 11, 2015, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1901 "2015-08-11T21:27:48Z")
Stephen King just wrote a new story But it was neither scary nor gory It was set in a prison ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 2:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1902 "2015-08-12T14:12:55Z")
It was set in a prison Lame Piper but others cool Orange is the New Black (please assume orange is one syllamable for all intensive porpoises) ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1903 "2015-08-12T14:28:07Z")
> [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](#): > > It was set in a prison > Lame Piper but others cool > Orange is the New Black > (please assume orange is one syllamable for all intensive porpoises) :eek: \ \ \ :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1904 "2015-08-12T15:31:45Z")
Stephen King just wrote a new story But it was neither scary nor gory It was set in a prison, featured much blonde derision, 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1905 "2015-08-12T16:20:10Z")
> [@Fear\_Itself](#): > > :eek: > \ > \ > \ > :dubious: Er… Well I usually try to not look like an idiot when posting. Sorry all. Off to go screw up the haiku thread now… ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 9:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1906 "2015-08-12T21:44:05Z")
Stephen King just wrote a new story But it was neither scary nor gory It was set in a prison, featured much blonde derision Shawshank proved to be real allegory. * * * Do not confuse limericks with haiku ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 12, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1907 "2015-08-12T22:40:43Z")
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