# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 96
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1908 "2015-08-13T02:27:44Z")
Do not confuse limericks with haiku Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew They’ll mock your mispost ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 2:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1909 "2015-08-13T02:40:09Z")
Do not confuse limericks with haiku Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew They’ll mock your mispost 'Til your ego is toast ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1910 "2015-08-13T17:27:00Z")
Do not confuse limericks with haiku Or the anger of Straight Dopers will brew They’ll mock your mispost 'Til your ego is toast From the scourge of their critical review. I mistakenly took Wednesday off ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 7:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1911 "2015-08-13T19:22:40Z")
I mistakenly took Wednesday off To get tickets to see Hasselhoff ---
**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1912 "2015-08-13T19:29:00Z")
I mistakenly took Wednesday off To get tickets to see Hasselhoff But some fans of Baywatch ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1913 "2015-08-13T19:32:13Z")
I mistakenly took Wednesday off To get tickets to see Hasselhoff But some fans of Baywatch Found them stuck in my crotch ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1914 "2015-08-13T21:25:53Z")
I mistakenly took Wednesday off To get tickets to see Hasselhoff But some fans of Baywatch Found them stuck in my crotch and ripped off my red trunks to boff. I fear that my crack is infested, ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 13, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1915 "2015-08-13T21:29:22Z")
I fear that my crack is infested, Likely from something I ingested ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1916 "2015-08-14T01:18:54Z")
_I go awol for a few days and anarchy emerges!_ I fear that my crack is infested, Likely from something I ingested. Now, I don’t mind fungus, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1917 "2015-08-14T01:56:28Z")
I fear that my crack is infested, Likely from something I ingested. Now, I don’t mind fungus, It’s always among us ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1918 "2015-08-14T02:47:48Z")
I fear that my crack is infested, Likely from something I ingested. Now, I don’t mind fungus, It’s always among us. My worry is hamsters have nested. * * * I was dancing a Hula with Gary ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1919 "2015-08-14T05:06:10Z")
I was dancing a Hula with Gary While drinking a bottle of sherry ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 5:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1920 "2015-08-14T05:38:11Z")
I was dancing a Hula with Gary, While drinking a bottle of sherry. I must’ve been drunk, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 6:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1921 "2015-08-14T06:29:24Z")
I was dancing a Hula with Gary, While drinking a bottle of sherry. I must’ve been drunk, 'Cos who would’ve thunk, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 6:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1922 "2015-08-14T06:46:05Z")
I was dancing a Hula with Gary, While drinking a bottle of sherry. I must’ve been drunk, 'Cos who would’ve thunk, That I’d confuse Gary with Mary. * * * I took a beanball for the team, ---
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1923 "2015-08-14T12:39:12Z")
I took a beanball for the team, But not in the head, it would seem. ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 4:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1924 "2015-08-14T16:29:52Z")
I took a beanball for the team, But not in the head, it would seem. A fast ball in the junk, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1925 "2015-08-14T18:12:54Z")
I took a beanball for the team, But not in the head, it would seem. A fast ball in the junk And I can debunk > [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](#): > > . . . My worry is hamsters have nested. . . . _snerk_ ---
**Author:** ![Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b487fb/32.png) [@Walken\_After\_Midnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Walken_After_Midnight)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1926 "2015-08-14T18:25:34Z")
I took a beanball for the team, But not in the head, it would seem. A fast ball in the junk And I can debunk The notion that real men don’t scream. * * * I was up in a hot air balloon ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 6:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1927 "2015-08-14T18:39:54Z")
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