# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 97
**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 7:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1928 "2015-08-14T19:15:48Z")
I was up in a hot air balloon With my sweetie, to get me some poon But her great fear of heights ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 7:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1929 "2015-08-14T19:29:03Z")
I was up in a hot air balloon With my sweetie, to get me some poon But her great fear of heights Gave her lust its last rites ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 14, 2015, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1930 "2015-08-14T20:47:10Z")
I was up in a hot air balloon With my sweetie, to get me some poon But her great fear of heights Gave her lust its last rites And my dish ran away with her poon. There was this old bitch in San Quentin, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1931 "2015-08-15T01:40:37Z")
There was this old bitch in San Quentin, With a cooter you could pitch a tent in ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 5:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1932 "2015-08-15T17:50:45Z")
There was this old bitch in San Quentin, With a cooter you could pitch a tent in I’m not much for camping ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1933 "2015-08-15T22:31:07Z")
There was this old bitch in San Quentin, With a cooter you could pitch a tent in. I’m not much for camping, So my sphincter I’m clamping, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 10:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1934 "2015-08-15T22:41:59Z")
There was this old bitch in San Quentin, With a cooter you could pitch a tent in. I’m not much for camping, So my sphincter I’m clamping, Until the trained bloodhounds are sent in. ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 15, 2015, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1935 "2015-08-15T22:48:51Z")
I fill up my pockets with candy ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1936 "2015-08-17T00:30:02Z")
I fill up my pockets with candy, That’s what makes my legs oh so bandy, ---
**Author:** ![Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/intergalactic_gladiator/32/112_2.png) [@Intergalactic\_Gladiator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Intergalactic_Gladiator)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 3:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1937 "2015-08-17T15:46:00Z")
I fill up my pockets with candy, That’s what makes my legs oh so bandy, My limbs now taste sweet ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 6:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1938 "2015-08-17T18:37:54Z")
I fill up my pockets with candy, That’s what makes my legs oh so bandy, My limbs now taste sweet From my hips to my feet ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1939 "2015-08-17T22:28:06Z")
I fill up my pockets with candy, That’s what makes my legs oh so bandy, My limbs now taste sweet From my hips to my feet But I’m covered in ants and all sandy. A three balled old coot named Mcphee, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 17, 2015, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1940 "2015-08-17T23:44:05Z")
A three balled old coot named Mcphee, Kept his nuts fresh with mint potpourri ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1941 "2015-08-18T17:16:48Z")
A three balled old coot named Mcphee, Kept his nuts fresh with mint potpourri. When walking, he rustled ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1942 "2015-08-18T21:07:18Z")
A three balled old coot named Mcphee, Kept his nuts fresh with mint potpourri. When walking, he rustled many squirrels with he tussled, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1943 "2015-08-18T21:14:21Z")
A three balled old coot named Mcphee, Kept his nuts fresh with mint potpourri. When walking, he rustled many squirrels with he tussled, “But at least it smells good when I pee!” The masseuse made me lay on her table ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1944 "2015-08-18T22:33:23Z")
The masseuse made me lay on her table. Though willing, my flesh was unable ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2015, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1945 "2015-08-18T23:22:28Z")
The masseuse made me lay on her table. Though willing, my flesh was unable. When she splashed on the oil, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 6:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1946 "2015-08-19T18:05:20Z")
The masseuse made me lay on her table. Though willing, my flesh was unable. When she splashed on the oil, I began to recoil ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1947 "2015-08-19T19:58:41Z")
The masseuse made me lay on her table. Though willing, my flesh was unable. When she splashed on the oil, I began to recoil, She looked exactly like dear old Aunt Mabel. I once spent $400 on a hooker, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=96) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=98)