# Loopy Limericks **URL:** \ **Category:** Thread Games\ **Created:** [February 8, 2015, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149 "2015-02-08T21:37:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 98
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2015, 9:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1948 "2015-08-19T21:10:39Z")
I once spent $400 on a hooker, By the name of Eloise Booker ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1949 "2015-08-20T01:29:08Z")
I once spent $400 on a hooker, By the name of Eloise Booker She was eager to please ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 4:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1950 "2015-08-20T04:18:03Z")
I once spent $400 on a hooker, By the name of Eloise Booker. She was eager to please So she spat goober peas, ---
**Author:** ![rowrrbazzle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rowrrbazzle/32/414_2.png) [@rowrrbazzle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rowrrbazzle)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 4:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1951 "2015-08-20T04:54:28Z")
I once spent $400 on a hooker, By the name of Eloise Booker. She was eager to please So she spat goober peas, Which surprised an unwary onlooker. The plumber was fixing my toilet ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1952 "2015-08-20T05:40:11Z")
The plumber was fixing my toilet - No way did I think he would soil it. ---
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1953 "2015-08-20T13:19:37Z")
The plumber was fixing my toilet - No way did I think he would soil it. He had a [prehensile rectum](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?p=18615479#post18615479) ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1954 "2015-08-20T15:11:45Z")
The plumber was fixing my toilet - No way did I think he would soil it. He had a prehensile rectum But he ended a victim ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 9:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1955 "2015-08-20T21:26:28Z")
The plumber was fixing my toilet - No way did I think he would soil it. He had a prehensile rectum But he ended a victim, Because the bidet was set-up to boil it. * * * If I was the wife of Josh Duggar, ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 9:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1956 "2015-08-20T21:47:17Z")
If I was the wife of Josh Duggar, I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger, ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1957 "2015-08-20T22:04:51Z")
If I was the wife of Josh Duggar, I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger, And with one mighty swipe, ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1958 "2015-08-20T22:13:57Z")
If I was the wife of Josh Duggar, I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger, And with one mighty swipe, I’d settle my gripe ---
**Author:** ![lottie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7c8e57/32.png) [@lottie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lottie)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1959 "2015-08-20T22:38:14Z")
If I was the wife of Josh Duggar, I’d grip tight the sack of the bugger, And with one mighty swipe, I’d settle my gripe And use it in the tub for a plugger. I love to roam late where it’s hilly, ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1960 "2015-08-20T22:43:32Z")
I love to roam late where it’s hilly Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly ---
**Author:** ![Yllaria](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yllaria/32/3452_2.png) [@Yllaria](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yllaria)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2015, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1961 "2015-08-20T22:49:09Z")
I love to roam late where it’s hilly Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly. With the wind in my hair ---
**Author:** ![Hoopy\_Frood](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/hoopy_frood/32/8452_2.png) [@Hoopy\_Frood](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hoopy_Frood)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 3:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1962 "2015-08-21T03:44:01Z")
I love to roam late where it’s hilly Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly. With the wind in my hair On my head and “down there” ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 4:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1963 "2015-08-21T04:57:02Z")
I love to roam late where it’s hilly Wearing sheer lady’s things that are frilly. With the wind in my hair On my head and “down there,” Though, because it’s dyed pink it looks silly. * * * My Mother warned be about seamen, ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 5:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1964 "2015-08-21T05:33:21Z")
_Oops …_ My Mother warned me about seamen ---
**Author:** ![swampspruce](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampspruce/32/261_2.png) [@swampspruce](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampspruce)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 5:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1965 "2015-08-21T17:27:53Z")
My Mother warned me about seamen Submariners will give you a reamin’ ---
**Author:** ![Fear\_Itself](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fear_itself/32/19637_2.png) [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1966 "2015-08-21T20:26:06Z")
My Mother warned me about seamen Submariners will give you a reamin’ They don’t use any lube ---
**Author:** ![Orson\_Carte](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Orson\_Carte](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Orson_Carte)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2015, 8:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149/1967 "2015-08-21T20:31:52Z")
My Mother warned me about seamen, Submariners will give you a reamin’. They don’t use any lube In the torpedo tube, [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=97) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loopy-limericks/712149.md?page=99)