# Lopsided "vs." movies I'd like to see
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [August 17, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306 "2004-08-17T21:54:01Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/1 "2004-08-17T21:54:01Z")
There’s an “Ash vs Freddy vs Jason” thread running and everybody’s talking about huge multi-zillion dollar epics they’d like to see.
Remember the toon, “Godzilla vs Bambi”? How about a bunch of short grossly ill-matched “vs” movies?
“King Kong vs. Garfield”
“Alien vs. Forest Gump”
“Predator vs. Mrs. Drysdale”
“Freddy vs. Romper Room”
“Lobo vs. Barney Fife”
…etc…
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### Author:  [@kellner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kellner)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/2 "2004-08-17T22:20:07Z")
Not my idea, but this would _so_ be my movie:
> **["Alien vs Predator" is a movie?](https://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=268253)**
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> I know this was a comic book and a game but now it’s apparently a movie! Alien vs Predator
> [@Dooku](#):
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> Has anyone seen the ads for this on TNT? I seriously believed that it was going to be Alien vs. Predator vs…Evel Knievel. I stared like a slack-jawed yokel until they (barely) made it clear that Evel Knievel was a separate show entirely. What a stupid way to advertise.
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> (But whay a great movie THAT would be. Evel jumps a ramp over Aliens jumping and shooting out their mini-teeth at him, then dodges a few Predator discs, and the crowd goes wild…)
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### Author:  [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/3 "2004-08-17T22:24:07Z")
_Jaws vs. The Little Mermaid
Leatherface vs. George Bailey
Michael Myers vs. Mike Myers_
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/4 "2004-08-17T22:29:24Z")
Santa Claus vs the Martians oh, [wait](http://imdb.com/title/tt0058548/)
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### Author:  [@Ross](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ross)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/5 "2004-08-17T22:29:32Z")
That guy who used to be on that thing where they interviewed famous American movie stars in front of like a college audience or something which used to be on the Performance channel
vs
My athlete’s foot
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 10:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/6 "2004-08-17T22:31:25Z")
> [@Hal Briston](#):
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> _Michael Myers vs. Mike Myers_
no no no no no
Micheal Myers vs. Michael Moore
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2004, 10:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/7 "2004-08-17T22:38:16Z")
> [@Tapioca Dextrin](#):
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> no no no no no
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> Micheal Myers vs. Michael Moore
That’ll be an awful lot of hacking with just a butcher knife!
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### Author:  [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 1:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/8 "2004-08-18T01:07:42Z")
why not all 3?
Mike Myers Vs Michael Myers, Vs Michael Moore
Rocky Vs. Rambo
Freddy Vs. Barney
Bender Vs. Homer (drinking contest)
Jason Vs. the Iron Chef
K.I.T.T Vs General Lee
Freddy Vs. Jason Vs. Chucky Vs. Leatherface Vs. Pinhead Vs. Frankenstein Vs. Wolfman Vs. Dracula Vs. Lestat Vs. Cyberdyne Model 101 Vs. ED-209
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### Author:  [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/9 "2004-08-18T01:33:08Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#):
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> That’ll be an awful lot of hacking with just a butcher knife!
Oh, well, since politics is OK in Cafe Society all of a sudden …
The Demon Beast vs. President Bush
("Hey there fella, what are yuh doing with them there tentacles? You can’t put that ther… HEY!!!)
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### Author:  [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 1:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/10 "2004-08-18T01:40:45Z")
A blaxploitation version.
**Shaft vs. Dolemite.**
A clash of sociopaths.
**Hannibal Lecter vs. Victor Vega**
Pin-up queen catfight.
**Bettie Page vs. Marilyn Monroe**
Trek Wars
**Worf versus Darth Maul
Luke Skywalker versus Ripped Shirt Kirk
Tribbles vs. Ewoks
Sulu vs. Solo
Klingons vs. the Jedi Knights
Borg Collective vs. The Death Star**
Disparate fighters in their prime.
**Muhammad Ali versus Bruce Lee.**
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### Author:  [@Fiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiver)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/11 "2004-08-18T01:41:39Z")
Wallace Shawn in _My Dinner With Andre the Giant_
_Moby Dick vs. Jaws_
_Travis Bickle vs. Jake LaMotta_
_Michael Bay vs. Vincent Gallo_
(Tagline: Whoever wins…we lose)
_Godzilla vs. the winner of Moby Dick vs. Jaws_
(Someone really needs to set up a bracket for this thread.)
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### Author:  [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/12 "2004-08-18T01:44:04Z")
Terminator vs Cherry 3000
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### Author:  [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/13 "2004-08-18T01:52:13Z")
Lost in Space Robot vs Bender
The Terminator vs R2D2
Darth Vader vs Twiki (Buck Rogers)
Typhoid Mary vs Mary Poppins
The Human Torch vs the Scarecrow
Curly vs Curly Joe vs Curly Joe DeRita
Long Dong Silver vs Johnny “The Wadd” Holmes
Incredible Hulk vs Shirley Temple
Rob Zombie vs Cousin Oliver
Alice Cooper vs Alice the maid vs Alice the Goon vs the Alice who doesn’t live here anymore
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### Author:  [@detop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/detop)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 2:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/14 "2004-08-18T02:15:36Z")
> [@MacTech](#):
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> Freddy Vs. Barney
NOnononononono… NO !
It should be :
_Godzilla vs Barney_
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### Author:  [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/15 "2004-08-18T02:32:01Z")
Godzilla **AND** Freddy Vs. Barney
there, better 😉
A 50 Megaton Thermonuclear Device Vs. Barney
Barney Vs. the Ebola virus (Zaire strain)
Barney Vs. a .44 Magnum
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### Author:  [@Spudo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spudo)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 2:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/16 "2004-08-18T02:35:42Z")
Willy Loman vs. James Bond
Darth Vader vs. The Care Bears
An A-10 Warthog vs. The Easter Bunny
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### Author:  [@Governor\_Quinn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Governor_Quinn)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/17 "2004-08-18T02:39:00Z")
Robert Shaw (Quint in “Jaws”) vs. Robert Shaw (choir conductor).
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### Author:  [@Tapioca\_Dextrin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tapioca_Dextrin)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/18 "2004-08-18T03:00:32Z")
"_This_ is my _boom stick_! "[Ash](http://www.bruce-campbell.com/) vs. the entire cast of M_A_S\*H
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/19 "2004-08-18T03:07:10Z")
The Man with No Name vs The Brat Pack
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### Author:  [@HPL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HPL)
#### Post date: [August 18, 2004, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/20 "2004-08-18T03:08:20Z")
Cthulhu vs. Batman.
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