# Lopsided "vs." movies I'd like to see **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306 "2004-08-17T21:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![drm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/a88e57/32.png) [@drm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/drm)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/21 "2004-08-18T03:09:25Z")
Rocky vs. Rocky Bullwinkle vs. Bull Shannon Dark Helmet vs. Darth Vader ---
**Author:** ![asterion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@asterion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/asterion)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/22 "2004-08-18T04:45:58Z")
How about Ash (Ketchum) vs. Ash? ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 8:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/23 "2004-08-18T08:18:23Z")
Veronica Guerin vs. Vito Corleone Jason Bourne vs. Napoleon Dynamite Brick Tamland (Steve Carrell’s character from Anchorman) vs. [Barb Wire](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0115624/) Richard Nixon vs. Barbarella ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 9:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/24 "2004-08-18T09:38:04Z")
Ash vs. Ashton Kutcher. ---
**Author:** ![paulberserker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@paulberserker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/paulberserker)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 10:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/25 "2004-08-18T10:23:07Z")
Bruce Lee VS Sara Lee ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 10:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/26 "2004-08-18T10:25:44Z")
Miss Piggy vs. Bruce Lee. ---
**Author:** ![C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b2d939/32.png) [@C\_K\_Dexter\_Haven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C_K_Dexter_Haven)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 12:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/27 "2004-08-18T12:52:32Z")
Bride of Frankenstein vs American Gigolo The Birds vs Nicolas Cage ---
**Author:** ![FriarTed](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/friarted/32/1052_2.png) [@FriarTed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FriarTed)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/28 "2004-08-18T15:15:33Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > Pin-up queen catfight. > > **Bettie Page vs. Marilyn Monroe** We all win that one! ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 3:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/29 "2004-08-18T15:51:12Z")
The Meteor from Armegeddon vs the Teletubbies. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/30 "2004-08-18T16:08:10Z")
The wood chipper from **Fargo** vs Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear ---
**Author:** ![Voyager](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/voyager/32/133_2.png) [@Voyager](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Voyager)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 5:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/31 "2004-08-18T17:53:37Z")
Leatherface vs. The Brady Bunch Darth Vader vs. Wesley Crusher And I was going to say the Raptor and T. Rex in Jurassic Park vs. Barney ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 6:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/32 "2004-08-18T18:03:15Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The wood chipper from **Fargo** vs Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear Oooh, good one! ---
**Author:** ![Cluricaun](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/bb73d2/32.png) [@Cluricaun](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cluricaun)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/33 "2004-08-18T18:45:11Z")
Enzyte Bob Vs. Lorena Bobbitt. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/34 "2004-08-18T19:01:58Z")
I like actors fighting themselves: Gwen DeMarco (from _Galaxy Quest_) vs. Ripley (from _Aliens_) Peter Venkman (_Ghostbusters_) vs. Garfield The Terminator vs. Mr. Freeze vs. Governer Schwarzenegger 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/35 "2004-08-18T19:16:04Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > The wood chipper from **Fargo** vs Snuggles the Fabric Softener Bear reminds me of the banned advert for the N64 game “BattleTanx” Commercial opens with a Snuggle-esque teddy bear (Treddy) falling into a basket of towels “Wheee!” cut to a scene of Treddy on top of the dryer, saying in a cutesy voice “For the Brightest colors, always use…, What the!..Uh-Oh!” jump cut to a picture of an M-1 Abrams crashing thru the wall and sending Treddy flying towards camera, screaming Announcer starts describing game, mixed with 3 cut-aways to Treddy… 1; running from the tank, with a close up shot on the treads, the tank fires it’s cannon 2; Treddy running towards the camera, left arm missing, right arm on fire, stuffing protruding from his body, the tank on his heels 3; Treddy lying in a tread path of the tank, tread mark across his chest, his left leg twitching involuntarily, right arm missing, he says, weakly “BattleTanx” and coughs up a stuffing-ball apparently the makers of Snuggle fabric softener didn’t like the advert and wanted it pulled from the market, unfortunately the 3DO company caved and pulled it (i have a copy frittered away somewhere on my pile of backup CD’s) ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/36 "2004-08-18T21:18:53Z")
> [@HPL](#): > > Cthulhu vs. Batman. It’s not lopsided if Batman is prepared! ---
**Author:** ![MacSpon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/34f0e0/32.png) [@MacSpon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacSpon)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 9:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/37 "2004-08-18T21:23:53Z")
How 'bout a few cute animal ones? _Lassie_ versus _Cujo_ _Benji_ versus _Shardik_ _Flipper_ versus _The Loch Ness Monster_ (or _Jaws_) _Skippy the Bush Kangaroo_ versus _Shere Khan_ _Stuart Little_ versus _Scar_ ---
**Author:** ![capacitor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e47774/32.png) [@capacitor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/capacitor)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/38 "2004-08-18T21:37:27Z")
Jar Jar Blinks vs KOS MOS from _Xenosaga_ (Well, Jar Jar is a Gnosis.) Thumper vs. ROUS Buttercup vs. Buttercup Montoya vs. Ramirez Brock Sampson vs Aeon Flux ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/39 "2004-08-18T22:24:20Z")
> [@Evil Captor](#): > > The Demon Beast vs. President Bush > > ("Hey there fella, what are yuh doing with them there tentacles? You can’t put that ther… HEY!!!) That’s just sick and wrong. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 18, 2004, 10:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/40 "2004-08-18T22:49:45Z")
> [@rjung](#): > > The Terminator vs. Mr. Freeze vs. Governer Schwarzenegger 😃 “I’m going to legislate you.” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306.md?page=3)