# Lopsided "vs." movies I'd like to see **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 17, 2004, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306 "2004-08-17T21:54:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Lumpy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lumpy/32/446_2.png) [@Lumpy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lumpy)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/41 "2004-08-19T01:34:56Z")
I’m sure I’ve posted these before, but: The Punisher VS. the bully who used to steal his lunch money in school. Swamp Thing, _after_ he has unfortunately manifested out of a field of spinich, VS. Popeye. A rabid werewolf VS. a miniature poodle. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/898d66/32.png) [@El\_Elvis\_Rojo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Elvis_Rojo)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/42 "2004-08-19T01:59:22Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > Terminator vs Cherry 3000 This, is fucking awesome!! Godzilla vs. Artie, the most powerful man…_in the world!_ Aliens vs. the A-Team Jimmy Stewart vs. Atilla the Hun ---
**Author:** ![OtakuLoki](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ac8455/32.png) [@OtakuLoki](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OtakuLoki)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 2:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/43 "2004-08-19T02:25:45Z")
Not _quite_ a vs. lineup, but how’s about a remake of **The Exorcist** , with Jonathon Edwards’ stage persona as the exorcist? ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 2:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/44 "2004-08-19T02:37:36Z")
“This is my boomstick” Ash vs. “I’m going to fight in a Pokemon battle!” Ash All the mice from Willard vs. Hamtaro ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 2:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/45 "2004-08-19T02:46:27Z")
Wolverine vs. Curly Sue A Saberhagen Berserker vs. the Smurfs Albert “The Fisherman” Fish (the pedophile cannibal from Stephen King and Peter Straub’s _Black House)_ vs. the _Family Circus_ kids Sawney Bean vs. Rush Limbaugh (eat well, Sawney!) Hannibal Lecter vs. Bill O’Reilly (Hannibal just does not tolerate rudeness . . .) Jack the Ripper vs. Pretty Woman ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/46 "2004-08-19T04:01:16Z")
[I found the Treddy advert](http://www.opusgames.com/games/bt2/video/btcommercial.mov) [Treddy returns for a second chance](http://www.opusgames.com/games/bt2/video/6million.mov) ---
**Author:** ![AtomicDog](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ac91a4/32.png) [@AtomicDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AtomicDog)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 5:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/47 "2004-08-19T05:20:48Z")
C-3P0 vs. Talkie Toaster! Both oh, so polite and both will not shut up! ---
**Author:** ![Somnambulist](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ed655f/32.png) [@Somnambulist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Somnambulist)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 11:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/48 "2004-08-19T11:48:03Z")
Pee Wee Herman vs. Tony Soprano ---
**Author:** ![LateComer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b5ac83/32.png) [@LateComer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LateComer)\ **Post date:** [August 19, 2004, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/49 "2004-08-19T20:09:32Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Alice Cooper vs Alice the maid vs Alice the Goon vs the Alice who doesn’t live here anymore vs. Alice who run’s Alice’s restaurant but Alice’s Restaurant is not the name of the restaurant, that’s just the name of the song. Alice’s weapon of choice? Shovels and rakes and implements of destruction. > [@BrianGlutton](#): > > Albert “The Fisherman” Fish (the pedophile cannibal from Stephen King and Peter Straub’s Black House) vs. the Family Circus kids How about Albert “The Fisherman” Fish vs. Abe “Fish” Vigoda? ---
**Author:** ![Trunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/87869e/32.png) [@Trunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trunk)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 12:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/50 "2004-08-20T12:39:12Z")
Nell vs. Gilbert Grape. Lucas vs. Rudy HAL vs. The Matrix Harold vs. Kumar GUMP vs. HULK ---
**Author:** ![Sean\_Factotum](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/50afbb/32.png) [@Sean\_Factotum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sean_Factotum)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/51 "2004-08-20T13:38:20Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > \ > Rob Zombie vs Cousin Oliver > \ Actually, Cousin Oliver has grown up to be one hell of a musician. I like his music much better than anything Rob Zombie has recorded. Or were you comparing a Satanic looking adult rocker with a little winsome boy? :smack: ---
**Author:** ![N9IWP](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/n9iwp/32/3154_2.png) [@N9IWP](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/N9IWP)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/52 "2004-08-20T14:02:00Z")
Every star in the universe going supernova VS telemarketers and spammers (only problem: too quick and not painfull enough) Brian ---
**Author:** ![sqweels](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f19dbf/32.png) [@sqweels](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sqweels)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/53 "2004-08-20T14:29:44Z")
Hitler vs. Godzilla. ---
**Author:** ![MacTech](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c0e974/32.png) [@MacTech](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MacTech)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/54 "2004-08-20T17:35:49Z")
Osama bin laden Vs an Imperial Walker \ OBL Vs the superweapon from Independence Day the cast of every reality tv show ever made now or ever Vs the Borg (or Vs. the Death Star’s Superlaser) ---
**Author:** ![Hal\_Briston](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a9a28c/32.png) [@Hal\_Briston](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hal_Briston)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 6:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/55 "2004-08-20T18:11:55Z")
> [@Trunk](#): > > HAL vs. The Matrix Well, I’ll kick that Matrix right in th…oh…wait. Never mind. :o Anyway… _Marvin, the Paranoid Android vs. Marvin the Martian_ ---
**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\ **Post date:** [August 20, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/56 "2004-08-20T20:06:24Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > It’s not lopsided if Batman is prepared! an UNPREPARED Batman vs. anybody. Batman, stalking across the rooftops of Gotham City, in search of the Joker, is accosted by the Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear. “Huh,” thinks Batman, “I didn’t expect the Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear…” The way-too-cute corporate shill sneers menacingly and snorts “NOBODY expects the Snuggle Fabric Softener Bear!” The now better, stronger, softer teddy promptly launches into a judo assault that Batman was not anticipating. Bats gets his ass kicked seven ways to Sunday. In the end, the Bear strides triumphantly away from a bloodsmeared pile of black latex and broken bones. “Pinnacle of physical combative prowess my cuddly ass!” he gloats. the Hilton Sisters vs. the Power Puff Girls, Mr. Salt & Mrs. Pepper from “Blue’s Clues” vs. the Daleks from “Dr Who”, Scooby Doo & the Mystery Machine Gang vs. the Blair Witch, the Brady Bunch kids vs. Simon Cowell of “American Idle”, Fred Flintstone vs. Captain Caveman (winner gets Wilma!) ---
**Author:** ![BrainGlutton](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/82dd89/32.png) [@BrainGlutton](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrainGlutton)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/57 "2004-08-21T02:24:58Z")
How about some lopsided clashes of wits? Cecil Adams vs. Charles van Doren on _21_ Monk vs. Joey Tribbiani Sherlock Holmes vs. Baby Huey Lassie vs. George W. Bush ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/58 "2004-08-21T02:26:19Z")
> [@Sean Factotum](#): > > Or were you comparing a Satanic looking adult rocker with a little winsome boy? :smack: DING! DING! DING! We have a weiner! ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/59 "2004-08-21T02:30:28Z")
> [@BrainGlutton](#): > > How about some lopsided clashes of wits? Morris the Cat vs. Al Gore Mr. Potato Head vs. Dan Quayle ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [August 21, 2004, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lopsided-vs-movies-id-like-to-see/260306/60 "2004-08-21T02:36:25Z")
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