# Lord, I need a hug. **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [March 29, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952 "2003-03-29T02:04:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/1 "2003-03-29T02:04:21Z")
Why don’t most nobody like me, on this MB? Why? Is there any one who likes me? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/2 "2003-03-29T02:09:07Z")
Well, the grammarians don’t take kindly to you. ---
**Author:** ![Johnny\_L.A](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnny_l.a/32/1084_2.png) [@Johnny\_L.A](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Johnny_L.A)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/3 "2003-03-29T02:13:50Z")
> [@](#): > > RICK: Hands up, who likes me! [there is no response] > > MIKE: Guys, no wonder Neil’s smelly. [He indicates the notebook] According to the house list, it says the last time we went to the launderette was the 23rd of October…nineteen-eighty-one. Guys, it’s wash day. > > VYVYAN: But why, Michael? I myself have three pairs of socks, and three pairs of knickers. That means I’ve only worn them… 269 times each since the last wash. > > RICK: I said, hands up, who likes… > > MIKE: Rick! We heard what you said. Now, guys, brace yourselves, there’s no avoiding this, and I’m not talking about my chopper, we are going to the launderette! > > VYVYAN: Oh, no, please… > > NEIL: No, not the launderette… > > RICK: [stands up abruptly] Why don’t you like me? > > VYVYAN: Because you’re a complete bastard. > > RICK: Vyvyan, I’m being serious! > > VYVYAN: So am I. You’re a complete bastard and we all hate you. > > RICK: [shaking his head] I find that rather difficult to believe. > > VYVYAN: Do you want to bet on it? I’ll put down a fiver. > > NEIL: Yeah, me too. > > MIKE: You can count me in as well. > > [Vyv, Neil, and Mike put their money on the table] > > RICK: Yes, eh, I…I don’t bet. > > **[snip]** > > RICK: Right. Hands up, who likes me! > > [Rick throws both arms into the air, while the other three guys drop their hands to the floor] > > DAMN! Right, that’s it, I’m going to kill myself. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/4 "2003-03-29T02:14:06Z")
What do ya spoke of, man of sky blue? I was being semi serious, with that grammar being that there humour. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/5 "2003-03-29T02:33:29Z")
☹ I really need a hug. ---
**Author:** ![BuckleberryFerry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5f9b8f/32.png) [@BuckleberryFerry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BuckleberryFerry)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/6 "2003-03-29T02:53:48Z")
Damn. I tried to hug you earlier and it didn’t go through. (((((((((((((((MachineHead))))))))))))))) ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/7 "2003-03-29T02:56:36Z")
Thanks. Now all I need is someone to give me answers to my questions. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/8 "2003-03-29T02:56:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Why don’t most nobody like me, on this MB? > Why? > Is there any one who likes me? \*\* Does “GIGO” mean anything to you? ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/9 "2003-03-29T03:04:08Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*Does “GIGO” mean anything to you? \*\* No, what does it mean Jeff Olsen. Also, I’m not a troll. I apologize for that thread, and my actions in it. Please forgive me. ---
**Author:** ![Exgineer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a88e4f/32.png) [@Exgineer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Exgineer)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/10 "2003-03-29T03:04:22Z")
Somebody decided to Pit somebody else, and it didn’t work out the way he thought it would. There is nobody here more supportive of newbies than I am. **MachineHead** isn’t worth your consideration. ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/11 "2003-03-29T03:08:25Z")
Aw, no hugs exgineer? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/12 "2003-03-29T03:12:10Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*No, what does it mean Jeff Olsen. \*\* **G** arbage **I** n, **G** arbage **O** ut. In other words, you reap what you sew. ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/13 "2003-03-29T03:13:45Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Aw, no hugs exgineer?☹ \*\* Such replies will endear you to very few here, my friend. ---
**Author:** ![Lorenzo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4da419/32.png) [@Lorenzo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorenzo)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/14 "2003-03-29T03:15:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*\*\*G\*\*arbage **I** n, **G** arbage **O** ut. In other words, you reap what you sew. \*\* (Jeff, it’s sow.) ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/15 "2003-03-29T03:17:37Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Lorenzo \* > \*\*Such replies will endear you to very few here, my friend. \*\* No hugs from Lorenzo either? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![MysteryFellow63427](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a88e4f/32.png) [@MysteryFellow63427](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MysteryFellow63427)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/16 "2003-03-29T03:19:57Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MachineHead \* > \*\*Why don’t most nobody like me, on this MB? > Why? > Is there any one who likes me? \*\* Maybe you should get your mom to join up? And don’t even ask, I don’t give hugs. ---
**Author:** ![Sqube](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/aca169/32.png) [@Sqube](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sqube)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/17 "2003-03-29T03:20:01Z")
**MachineHead** , you neglected to post this link: [http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173382](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?s=&threadid=173382) Stuff like this does not endear you to people. ---
**Author:** ![UncleBill](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/d26b3c/32.png) [@UncleBill](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBill)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/18 "2003-03-29T03:22:00Z")
I can think of 191 reasons why noone likes you. ---
**Author:** ![lel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8797f3/32.png) [@lel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lel)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/19 "2003-03-29T03:25:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jeff Olsen \* > \*\*\*\*G\*\*arbage **I** n, **G** arbage **O** ut. In other words, you reap what you sew. \*\* Do we need to call in resident superhero **GIGObuster**? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![MachineHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/258eb7/32.png) [@MachineHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MachineHead)\ **Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952/20 "2003-03-29T03:28:24Z")
What, no hugs from any of you? ☹ I need a hug. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-i-need-a-hug/164952.md?page=2)