# Lord Jesus Christ! Can't you watch where you're going? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [May 12, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162 "2010-05-12T13:15:47Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Annie-Xmas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecc23a/32.png) [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/1 "2010-05-12T13:15:47Z")
[A man named Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/07/lord-jesus-christ-hit-by-_n_567923.html) ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/2 "2010-05-12T13:20:58Z")
> [@Annie-Xmas](#): > > [A man named Lord Jesus Christ was hit by a car](http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/05/07/lord-jesus-christ-hit-by-_n_567923.html) The best comment: > [@americancolonyinhell](#): > > Sadly, Lord Jesus Christ had no health insurance at the time of the accident. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/3 "2010-05-12T13:27:04Z")
The Lord works in accident-prone ways. ---
**Author:** ![Chessic\_Sense](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7c8e57/32.png) [@Chessic\_Sense](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chessic_Sense)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/4 "2010-05-12T13:32:08Z")
What if it really was Jesus, reincarnate? Scene: Busy street “Behold! The second coming!” BOOM… Scene: Same street, 3 feet to the left. “Behold! The third coming!” ---
**Author:** ![njtt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/ecd19e/32.png) [@njtt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/njtt)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/5 "2010-05-12T13:37:36Z")
♬Oh little town of Belchertown…♬ ---
**Author:** ![postcards](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8e8cbc/32.png) [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 1:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/6 "2010-05-12T13:50:01Z")
[Pssst!](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=562488), Annie. Were you away for the weekend? ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [May 12, 2010, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/7 "2010-05-12T18:08:03Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > The best comment: He was denied on the basis of a [pre-existing condition](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Messiah_complex). ---
**Author:** ![may\_be\_ignorant](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/c5a1d2/32.png) [@may\_be\_ignorant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/may_be_ignorant)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/8 "2010-05-13T21:12:09Z")
I cant stop laughing. I hate things like this. ---
**Author:** ![Magiver](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4491bb/32.png) [@Magiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Magiver)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 9:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/9 "2010-05-13T21:20:49Z")
WWJD? Look both ways before crossing. ---
**Author:** ![Robot\_Arm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/robot_arm/32/18280_2.png) [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)\ **Post date:** [May 13, 2010, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-jesus-christ-cant-you-watch-where-youre-going/539162/10 "2010-05-13T22:34:39Z")
I’d be more impressed if he was walking somewhere and got hit by a boat.