# Lord of the Rings Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 10, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867 "2010-08-10T19:56:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 142

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2821 "2010-09-21T20:41:01Z")

</div>

Picky, picky.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2822 "2010-09-21T21:52:53Z")

</div>

> [@special\_ed](#):
>
> > [@Mahaloth](#):
> >
> > And that he be buried next to his brother.
> 
> That’s odd, I thought I was cremated.

Or are you just wishing that **you** had been, given who your other buried neighbor will be?

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 9:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2823 "2010-09-21T21:59:20Z")

</div>

probably won’t be the peaceful eternal sleep that is described in literature.

and, btw **ed** get your fucking feet off my side of the crypt.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 10:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2824 "2010-09-21T22:14:57Z")

</div>

> [@peekercpa](#):
>
> probably won’t be the peaceful eternal sleep that is described in literature.
> 
> and, btw **ed** get your fucking feet off my side of the crypt.

**Peeker, you are not your brother’s crypt-keeper.** 😃

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 10:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2825 "2010-09-21T22:45:55Z")

</div>

> [@Meeko](#):
>
> > [@special\_ed](#):
> >
> > That’s odd, I thought I was cremated.
> 
> Or are you just wishing that **you** had been, given who your other buried neighbor will be?

and given the way you’re eyeing the other side

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2826 "2010-09-21T22:51:37Z")

</div>

> [@special\_ed](#):
>
> That’s odd, I thought I was cremated.

Uh, they buried the ashes that remained.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [September 21, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2827 "2010-09-21T23:25:36Z")

</div>

> [@special\_ed](#):
>
> > [@Meeko](#):
> >
> > Or are you just wishing that **you** had been, given who your other buried neighbor will be?
> 
> and given the way you’re eyeing the other side

well i am so thankful i am on the other side of the crypt. and you still need to move your foot.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Alka\_Seltzer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Alka\_Seltzer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alka_Seltzer)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2828 "2010-09-22T13:43:40Z")

</div>

More trivia.

[LOTR character by opening line](http://www.sporcle.com/games/cirith/lotr_lines).

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 2:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2829 "2010-09-22T14:00:06Z")

</div>

> [@Alka\_Seltzer](#):
>
> More trivia.
> 
> [LOTR character by opening line](http://www.sporcle.com/games/cirith/lotr_lines).

That’s hard, actually. I could guess Arwen easily enough since she does not speak until the end.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2830 "2010-09-22T14:54:03Z")

</div>

> [@peekercpa](#):
>
> > [@special\_ed](#):
> >
> > and given the way you’re eyeing the other side
> 
> well i am so thankful i am on the other side of the crypt. and you still need to move your foot.

If i die, can I _please_ be sent back to the Shire? Three’s a crowd and all that! 😉

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2831 "2010-09-22T15:04:52Z")

</div>

“What time is it?” said one woman in the Alliance of Light.

“Early….not yet Dawn,” replied another.

She said, “I dreamed I saw a great wave climbing over green lands and above the hills. I stood upon the brink. It was utterly dark in the abyss before my feet. A light shown behind me, but I could not turn. I could only stand there… waiting.”

“Night changes many thoughts. Sleep. Sleep while you can,” her friend said.

And she did sleep, as did the others. But when Dawn did arive, she was nowhere to be found.

A quick search produced and expected result. She was dead.

Her face, quite peaceful, looked as if she had been dreaming yet again, but this time

\*\*Chronos is dead. He was Eowyn, member of the Alliance of Light. Eowyn was close with Aragorn and found his special items when Aragorn died, though she did know exactly how they could be used.  
\*\*  
It is now Day 7. Day 7 ends in 48 hours,

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2832 "2010-09-22T15:09:50Z")

</div>

> [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](#):
>
> > [@peekercpa](#):
> >
> > well i am so thankful i am on the other side of the crypt. and you still need to move your foot.
> 
> If i die, can I _please_ be sent back to the Shire? Three’s a crowd and all that! 😉

The good news: Yes you can go  
The bad news: it’s just a visit

In essence you would go

\*\*There and Back Again. \*\*

## [And boy I know I will never the end of this if I botched this joke.]

\*\*

Also Assuming that Maha needs to edit the COLOR of the color ? Think he might have dropped a contraction or a negative, perhaps ? \*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Meeko](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e495f1/32.png) [@Meeko](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Meeko)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2833 "2010-09-22T15:13:11Z")

</div>

I was debating Voting Chronos.

But I think my Voter is a Bit wonky…  
\*\*  
Vote Mee… \*\*  
No. Not gonna dare to do that…

Uhm uh. 48 hours? Uh… Uh…

\*\*Spongebob : "Quick Patrick, with out thinking, if you could have any one thing in the entire world, what would it be? "

Patrick : “Uh… uh, uh… MORE TIME FOR THINKING!”\*\*

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2834 "2010-09-22T15:13:34Z")

</div>

Farewell **Chronos**!

A very short Day toDay. I’ve expressed suspicion of **Inner Stickler** , has anyone else got any other thoughts or suspicions?

We’re missing a claim from **Doctor Who** , I think.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/838e76/32.png) [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/One_And_Only_Wanderers)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2835 "2010-09-22T15:28:21Z")

</div>

> [@GuiriEnEspana](#):
>
> Farewell **Chronos**!
> 
> A very short Day toDay. I’ve expressed suspicion of **Inner Stickler** , has anyone else got any other thoughts or suspicions?
> 
> We’re missing a claim from **Doctor Who** , I think.

Who’s still alive & who of those are confirmed? I think this is the first step.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2836 "2010-09-22T15:28:38Z")

</div>

**Eowyn did NOT know how Aragorn’s special items worked.**

That sounds dirty.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2837 "2010-09-22T15:31:10Z")

</div>

But I’ll bet Arwen knew!

On the bright side, now I can go see what people have been saying about me behind my back. Spoil me, please.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2838 "2010-09-22T15:37:20Z")

</div>

> [@Chronos](#):
>
> Wasn’t the first time I’ve been wrong, and won’t be the last. Oh, well, sorry, **peeker**.

i will now heartily echo these senitments.

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![GuiriEnEspana](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/bc79bd/32.png) [@GuiriEnEspana](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuiriEnEspana)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2839 "2010-09-22T15:57:13Z")

</div>

> [@One\_And\_Only\_Wanderers](#):
>
> Who’s still alive & who of those are confirmed? I think this is the first step.

I have this:  
Confirmed:  
4. \*\*Meeko \*\*- Celeborn  
9. \*\*Guiri \*\*- Samwise  
16. \*\*MHaye \*\*- Frodo

Claims:  
6. \*\*OaOW \*\*- claimed Merry - VT  
10. \*\*Snickers \*\*- claimed Arwen - VT  
13. \*\*Inner Stickler \*\*- claimed Gimli - VT  
17. \*\*Hoopy \*\*- claimed Elrond - VT  
23. \*\*USCDiver \*\*- claimed Gamling - VT

No claim:  
14. **Doctor Who**

---

<div class="post-metadata">

**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [September 22, 2010, 4:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/2840 "2010-09-22T16:16:14Z")

</div>

Dammit.

As for who’s next, I’ve no idea. My scum detector is all wonky: for a while there, I was certain that \*\*Nanook \*\*and \*\*Pleonast \*\*were scum working together for mutual cred. Then I knew (I just knew, I tells ya) that \*\*MHaye \*\*was out to get us all. Clearly, none of those scenarios are correct. So I got nothin’. I’ll try to do a reread, though, to see if I can come up with anything.

I do think it’s interesting that **Doctor Who** hasn’t claimed anything. I was also rather nonplussed by **USCDiver** ’s claim of Gamling - I had no idea who that was and had to look it up. But we also had Treebeard in the game earlier, so perhaps it’s not so far-fetched.

[Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867.md?page=141)

[Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867.md?page=143)
