# Lord of the Rings Mafia

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867>\
**Category:** The Game Room\
**Created:** [August 10, 2010, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867 "2010-08-10T19:56:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 77

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1521 "2010-08-24T01:10:49Z")

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> [@special\_ed](#):
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> > [@peekercpa](#):
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> > uh fuck dude i had to go get killed by bad orcs and stuff while you just stayed at home and slept with the wenches.
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> he covered me in oil and lit me on fire while I was unconscious because he made me go attempt suicide because you died while gallivanting around

yeh, you are probably right. getting lubed by your dad and then set on fire would suck a bit more than just getting it by arrows.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1522 "2010-08-24T01:14:55Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> This is why people complain about the days being too full of fluff, jsyk.

no comprende. help me out on the abbreviation? abbreviations that are not common just cause clutter to the thread. that makes it more difficult for the rest of us to do read throughs.

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**Author:** ![Gadarene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Gadarene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gadarene)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1523 "2010-08-24T01:15:10Z")

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> [@special\_ed](#):
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> > [@Gadarene](#):
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> > No, I just noticed the “loved ones” language, which I don’t have in my PM, and I figured it out from context.
> 
> no one loves you?

Not explicitly so!

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1524 "2010-08-24T01:15:18Z")

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Um, I must be some kind of dumbass, because I am totally lost here.

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1525 "2010-08-24T01:18:28Z")

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> [@](#):
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> Not explicitly so!

But then, what do you know?

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1526 "2010-08-24T01:19:50Z")

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> [@USCDiver](#):
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> Um, I must be some kind of dumbass, because I am totally lost here.

well try to be some help then. what in the fuck does jsyk stand for?

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1527 "2010-08-24T01:21:16Z")

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just so you know, jsyk

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1528 "2010-08-24T01:22:10Z")

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seriously **is** is a pretty serious player so it has to have some meaning. otherwise, why would he post it?

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**Author:** ![USCDiver](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/uscdiver/32/354_2.png) [@USCDiver](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/USCDiver)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1529 "2010-08-24T01:22:22Z")

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and watch out **Inner** , \*\*Pleo \*\*will vote you for that acronym shit!

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1530 "2010-08-24T01:22:35Z")

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just so you know

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1531 "2010-08-24T01:23:15Z")

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> [@USCDiver](#):
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> just so you know, jsyk

cool beans, now i can run with it.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1532 "2010-08-24T01:23:42Z")

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> [@USCDiver](#):
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> and watch out **Inner** , \*\*Pleo \*\*will vote you for that acronym shit!

I’m not going to lie, Pleo’s vote rationale for his mahye vote is the funniest reason i’ve ever seen for voting in a nonsilly game.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1533 "2010-08-24T01:25:29Z")

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fucking **inner** and **mhaye** are off board thinking up acronyms.

the question is it on a scum board or some other type of board?

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1534 "2010-08-24T01:26:40Z")

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> [@special\_ed](#):
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> There’s a snickers in this game? Damn, I’m hungry.
> 
> I’m afraid I left you off my post count. Did you sub for LPN or something?

Yep, I took Ninja’s place.

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**Author:** ![peekercpa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8baadc/32.png) [@peekercpa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/peekercpa)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1535 "2010-08-24T01:27:54Z")

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jsyk i think we should kill sahm.

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**Author:** ![Inner\_Stickler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inner_stickler/32/318_2.png) [@Inner\_Stickler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inner_Stickler)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1536 "2010-08-24T01:28:07Z")

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> [@peekercpa](#):
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> seriously **is** is a pretty serious player so it has to have some meaning. otherwise, why would he post it?

\<3\<3\<3  
But in all seriousness, we’ve gotten a little offtrack here. Now someone explain to diver what’s going on.

What we have learned so far is that Ed says he’s not a mason and peeker thinks he might be a sleeper agent mason with ed. Have I got that right? IHIHBIDSHBW

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1537 "2010-08-24T01:29:44Z")

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> [@Gadarene](#):
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> [snipped]
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> It’s he, and damn straight. 🙂 Although it’s not like I was randomly bragging – post #1000 was a sincere response to **Telcontar’s** question, which may have been pointed only because I knew **Telcontar** didn’t trust me and I wanted to change that; post #1149 was mostly nervous energy; and post #1301 was a reaction to **peeker’s** implied criticism of me for making “safe choices.”
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> I mean, if you’re suggesting it was a bus on my part, then you’re entitled to your opinion, but people were unvoting **Suburban Plankton** left and right at that point in light of his/her roleclaim, and I don’t think it’s exaggerating to say that **Suburban** almost certainly would have escaped a lynch if I hadn’t raised the points I did. If I’m scum, I’m not very good at it.

**Gadarene** , not bussing you, just pointing out that you pointed it out a lot. Rather like pointing out that Pleonast’s been pointing out how much he dislikes Mahaloth’s vote rules quite a bit. Just a statement.

And sorry about the "sh"e thing. I’ll get it right from now on. 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1538 "2010-08-24T01:30:13Z")

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Quoth **peeker** :

> [@](#):
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> ok, in the game i am semi designing masons would not be told who each were. they would be given little snippets of information that if they were smart enough they would be able to connect. in that way town gets a huge bonus if they are smart enough and nada if they just pass on each other. and since there would be no ways of communication or even confirming each other then it ends up being a whole game within a game. and top it off, don’t even let the “masons” know that is what is going on. kind of let them figure it out.
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> there is something that is very similar to what ed is describing with what is going on with me. if i believe him, which i do, then he is faramir. i know that i am boromir and need to take care of my little brother. i’m following canon at this point.

First of all, you did read the part about how the forces of darkness have infiltrated us, right? Just because there’s someone who claims to be your brother, doesn’t mean he is. Second, this game is supposed to be accessible to folks not familiar with the canon. Third, and I realize that you only have my word on this, if **Mahaloth** intended that Boromir know who Faramir is, or vice-versa, he would have just told you (considering that that’s how it worked with me).

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**Author:** ![special\_ed](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/b5ac83/32.png) [@special\_ed](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/special_ed)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1539 "2010-08-24T01:31:55Z")

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> [@Inner\_Stickler](#):
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> IHIHBIDSHBW

4SA7YA OFFs BFOTC

but, seriously, I have no idea what peeker is going on about.

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**Author:** ![Snickers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@Snickers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snickers)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2010, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lord-of-the-rings-mafia/549867/1540 "2010-08-24T01:32:10Z")

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> [@peekercpa](#):
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> jsyk i think we should kill sahm.

Hey! My mom was a SAHM!

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