Pfft.
Eating delicate sushi arranged by delicate sushi chefs–and served with *rice *wine (two anti-manly hits on that one) with delicate rice is not manly.
Real men catch their own fish in lakes and streams.
And then gleefully talk about their boners.
OK OK OK. I accept it. Maybe I was too harsh on P&R in the beginning. I’ll give it another go.
Deary me that made me chuckle. “There’s only one bad word - Texas”.
I’ve never heard of it but watching that clip is making me consider giving it a try.
The bad word was “taxes”. He’s gotta be a member of the most manly political party, remember. 
The part that made me lose it was the very end:
“Old wooden sailing ships.”
Beat.
“They’re beautiful.”
Hmmm. More obviously funny but I liked the randomness of “Texas”. Oh well.
That bit with the ships was utterly awesome.
Parks & Recreation is one of my favorite shows. Every episode makes me laugh.