# Loser in Oklahoma U.S. House primary claims his opponent is a body double **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [June 27, 2014, 7:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807 "2014-06-27T19:25:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 18\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 11:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/21 "2014-06-27T23:01:30Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > Wake up, people. I don’t care how much you mock me, I still say they replaced Prime Minister Bonforte with a body double. But the fingerprints are the same, as poor Bill found out. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 11:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/22 "2014-06-27T23:04:04Z")
Take it up with the Grand Assembly then. He’s a lousy Martian lover anyway. ---
**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/23 "2014-06-27T23:06:01Z")
> [@silenus](#): > > Take it up with the Grand Assembly then. He’s a lousy Martian lover anyway. Watch out though, he’s got a life wand. ---
**Author:** ![Lorene89095](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@Lorene89095](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lorene89095)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2014, 11:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/24 "2014-06-27T23:17:08Z")
I wonder if that was what was wrong with my aunt… She was sure someone had taken her dog and replaced it with a lookalike. The dog was pink!Honestly pink with a reddish nose and green eyes… It was some kind of poodlexterrierxfloor mop… She also thought someone replaced good working parts on her car with worthless ones. And that someone had keys to her house and came and went as they pleased.When asked why she didn’t change the locks she said she didn’t want to make them mad… ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 12:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/25 "2014-06-28T00:27:02Z")
> [@Andy\_L](#): > > Watch out though, he’s got a life wand. Yeah, but his political team is the thing I’d be nervous about, they will literally die for him. And since the Emperor is his fan,(although on the sly), I’d be careful. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 28, 2014, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/26 "2014-06-28T02:24:09Z")
I’ve met Frank. Tim is right. ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/27 "2014-06-29T04:43:43Z")
Now it makes sense why Murray did not win the primary. Lucas is one of those Terminators that can control other machines, except it made the inexplicable decision to take the form of a politician instead of Kristanna Loken. Lucas the Terminator went and took control of all of the electronic voting machines and caused them to transfer all of the votes that would have rightfully gone to Murray to him instead. It’s pretty obvious when you think about it. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Second\_Stone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/bbe5ce/32.png) [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 5:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/28 "2014-06-29T05:48:29Z")
> [@Malthus](#): > > Hell, he’s still better than the mayor in my city - Rob Ford. 😃 Rob Ford is the comic relief of all mayors in North America. I’m not sure this decade would be worth living through if he wasn’t a powerless mayor in some city. You do realize that Rob Ford is the most shameful thing to ever happen to Canada? Deal with it. Lucky bastards. ---
**Author:** ![TokyoBayer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tokyobayer/32/13989_2.png) [@TokyoBayer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TokyoBayer)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 4:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/29 "2014-06-29T16:13:21Z")
> [@Chefguy](#): > > It’s Oklahoma; I’ve lost the capability of surprise when it comes to that neck of the woods. I cheer any state which can make Utah look [del]sane[/del] almost sane. ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/30 "2014-06-29T20:26:47Z")
> [@Zebra](#): > > I guess we should make Frank Lucas take the Voight-Kampff test. Did you ever take that test yourself? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/31 "2014-06-29T21:04:07Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > Did you ever take that test yourself? Is this testing if I’m a lesbian? ---
**Author:** ![Accidental\_Martyr](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ce7236/32.png) [@Accidental\_Martyr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Accidental_Martyr)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 9:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/32 "2014-06-29T21:36:49Z")
> [@AncientHumanoid](#): > > Is this testing if I’m a lesbian? Just answer the questions, please. ---
**Author:** ![Gagundathar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a183cd/32.png) [@Gagundathar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gagundathar)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/33 "2014-06-29T22:01:32Z")
> [@Accidental\_Martyr](#): > > Just answer the questions, please. You make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write 'em down for you? ---
**Author:** ![Der\_Trihs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/der_trihs/32/233_2.png) [@Der\_Trihs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Der_Trihs)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 10:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/34 "2014-06-29T22:12:08Z")
> [@kayaker](#): > > Richard Nixon was a Reptilian. I believe that has been proven. The Reptilians deny any such thing, although that may just be out of embarrassment. ---
**Author:** ![Kenm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/bc79bd/32.png) [@Kenm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kenm)\ **Post date:** [June 29, 2014, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/35 "2014-06-29T23:25:53Z")
Monday’s Daily Show just wrote itself. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 12:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/36 "2014-06-30T00:33:09Z")
> [@Snooooopy](#): > > Now it makes sense why Murray did not win the primary. Lucas is one of those Terminators that can control other machines, except it made the inexplicable decision to take the form of a politician instead of Kristanna Loken. If it had gone with the Summer Glau look, we’d be talking 2016 Presidential run. ---
**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 1:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/37 "2014-06-30T01:47:02Z")
> [@Lorene89095](#): > > I wonder if that was what was wrong with my aunt… She was sure someone had taken her dog and replaced it with a lookalike. The dog was pink!Honestly pink with a reddish nose and green eyes… It was some kind of poodlexterrierxfloor mop… > She also thought someone replaced good working parts on her car with worthless ones. And that someone had keys to her house and came and went as they pleased.When asked why she didn’t change the locks she said she didn’t want to make them mad… My dad once told me that he’d been burgled and that the burglar had taken all his good stuff and replaced it with inferior goods that looked the same. Turned out he was having delusions due to a urinary infection. That accounted for the aliens who came to give all his neighbours presents as well… ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 30, 2014, 2:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807/38 "2014-06-30T02:18:20Z")
My grandma had TIA dementia issues. She was convinced her nursing aid came back at night and put rocks on her as she slept. “Granny, where are the rocks?” “Don’t sass me, young man!” [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/loser-in-oklahoma-u-s-house-primary-claims-his-opponent-is-a-body-double/691807.md?page=1)