# Lost & found, the MMP

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 9, 2016, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382 "2016-05-09T11:23:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2016, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382/281 "2016-05-15T23:44:38Z")

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Dinner was red-skinned potatoes and steak cooked over a wood fire. It was worth the effort. Tomorrow I’m doing a double. Darn shoppers! 🙂

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**Author:** ![swampbear](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/swampbear/32/467_2.png) [@swampbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/swampbear)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382/282 "2016-05-16T00:24:44Z")

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Everybody shop on line and keep **Ruble** employed! He gets in less trouble that way. 😃

On that note I shall retire to the boudoir and join OYKW. I’s tahrd!

Nitey Nite Y’all!

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**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 12:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382/283 "2016-05-16T00:34:24Z")

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I worked, I came home. Making Southern style poke chops with sweet \*\*N.O.T.\*\*s and green beans with ham and onion. Watching hockey.

> [@Spiderman](#):
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> Got this spam job offer:  
> \*\*\* **You have to pretend to be a normal** potential customers who are looking for a specific product/service…\* 😃

> [@kaiwik](#):
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> Ignoring the construction of the final sentance, they don’t specify which flavor of normal they are asking for . . .
> 
> :eek:

I’ve had to pretend I’m normal for every job I’ve had.😃

: orders random online items to annoy **Ruble** :

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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382/284 "2016-05-16T00:54:04Z")

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> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#):
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> “You have to pretend to be normal?” That doesn’t sound like spam. Sounds like they know you.

:dubious:

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Spidey** I would faint but we’re talkin’ about a Noo Yorker and well, they ain’t right so what more could one expect.

**Swampy** , call the FBI right now! **Beg** them to put you in the Witless Protection Program, fore you have insulted **The Cute One**. :eek:

P.S. I blame it on the recently departed [del]postage stamp[/del]house guest.  
With the exception of a small galley kitchen, the whole studio was like my bedroom.

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