# Lost & found, the MMP

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**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Tags:** mmp\
**Created:** [May 9, 2016, 11:23am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382 "2016-05-09T11:23:26Z")\
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**Author:** ![Spiderman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spiderman/32/230_2.png) [@Spiderman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spiderman)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2016, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lost-found-the-mmp/754382/284 "2016-05-16T00:54:04Z")

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> [@Lacunae\_Matata](#):
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> “You have to pretend to be normal?” That doesn’t sound like spam. Sounds like they know you.

:dubious:

> [@swampbear](#):
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> **Spidey** I would faint but we’re talkin’ about a Noo Yorker and well, they ain’t right so what more could one expect.

**Swampy** , call the FBI right now! **Beg** them to put you in the Witless Protection Program, fore you have insulted **The Cute One**. :eek:

P.S. I blame it on the recently departed [del]postage stamp[/del]house guest.  
With the exception of a small galley kitchen, the whole studio was like my bedroom.

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