LOTR (book) -- "the dreaded poetry"

Beat me to it. I thought Robert Inglis did a masterful job.
In addition to narrating the prose passages, Rob Inglis sings the trilogy’s songs and poems a capella, using melodies composed by Inglis and Claudia Howard, the Recorded Books studio director.

Count me in as someone who dislikes the poetry. I don’t actively loathe it, and it’s certainly not going to beat Prostetnic Vogon Jeltz’s poetry into second place in the All-Galactic Awful Poetry Competition, but I don’t think I’ve ever read one of his poems all the way through. Actually, that’s not true. I think I have read “Lazy Lob and Crazy Cob”, or whatever Bilbo taunts the spiders with in Mirkwood. Perhaps a couple of the smaller funny poems, too. My ire is largely reserved for the longer serious poems that everyone in LotR seems to recite at the drop of a hat.

I think my answer is closest to B - Tolkien’s serious poetry in particular really grates on me for some reason. I like poetry in general, and I actively read it elsewhere. There is something about Tolkien’s forced epic-saga-twisted-rhyme style that feels really stilted and trite to me. I can just picture a school play where the snotty-nosed kid playing Aragorn breaks out into what he thinks is deep and meaningful poetry, with the audience bravely refraining from cringing in embarrassment on his behalf.

I don’t really think the poems interrupt the story, but they inject an artifical sense of total unreality into the situation. (Yes, I know, but hear me out.) I don’t have a copy of LotR with me, so I can’t quote chapter and verse, but there’s a scene in (I think) Minas Tirith, where Pippin stands up and “declaims to the West”. I mean, really? I used to like you, and I felt you were someone I could relate to - until that point, Mr Took. Now you just look like another Romantic idiot. I’ll forgive you, but it isn’t easy.

I think the difference between Tolkien and either Milne or Carroll is that the latter two are humorous, quirky authors. Much more gentle and certainly not as epic. I like the poetry in both those authors’ books, and I seek out and read their poems outside their prose context. Can’t say I’ve ever done that for one of Tolkien’s poems.