# LOTR bumperstickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815 "2004-04-01T23:34:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/1 "2004-04-01T23:34:57Z")
Currently I have “You Shall Not Pass” and “Honk if You’re From Gondor” on my van. I’ve found “Mordor or Bust” on the web and “Bush is Sauron - Save the Shire” on this board. I’m trying to think of others - can you wonderful people help an obsessed fangirl out? ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/2 "2004-04-01T23:44:31Z")
“Bombadil on Board” Gandalf pissing on a big red eye “In case of Ringwraiths, this car will be unmanned” ---
**Author:** ![cher3](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/da6949/32.png) [@cher3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cher3)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/3 "2004-04-01T23:57:13Z")
“Pervy Hobbit Fancier” ---
**Author:** ![emekthian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ecae2f/32.png) [@emekthian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emekthian)\ **Post date:** [April 1, 2004, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/4 "2004-04-01T23:58:57Z")
“A star shines on the hour of our meaning” In Elvish, in the Tengwar script. ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/5 "2004-04-02T00:08:03Z")
One Ring to rule them All Elves make better lovers Elves do it for eternity ---
**Author:** ![Kizarvexius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/da6949/32.png) [@Kizarvexius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kizarvexius)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/6 "2004-04-02T00:08:44Z")
“This car is mine. My own. My PRECIOUS” ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/7 "2004-04-02T04:06:40Z")
“Sackville-Baggins in Trunk” “I Brake for Ents” “If you can read this, it must be a crescent moon at midsummer.” (_Hobbit_ reference, actually.) “Baruk Khazad! Khazad Ai-Menu!” ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/8 "2004-04-02T13:12:59Z")
_Nanny Ogg voice_ Ooooooooo! Those are wonderful! Many thanks. Aa’ menealle nauva calen ar’ malta. ---
**Author:** ![teela\_brown](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/d9b06d/32.png) [@teela\_brown](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teela_brown)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 2:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/9 "2004-04-02T14:21:58Z")
“Free Rohan” “Don’t Blame Me, I Voted For Faramir” ---
**Author:** ![G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/c67d28/32.png) [@G.B.H.Hornswoggler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/G.B.H.Hornswoggler)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/10 "2004-04-02T14:28:32Z")
I’m on my way to [logo] The Gap of Rohan [/logo] Still not King Close Air Support Provided by Gwahir My Other Car is a Fell Beast ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/11 "2004-04-02T14:56:02Z")
Orcs need love, too! Mean Maiar Suck! Vanquish evil now, ask me how The Few - The Proud - The Dwarves ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/12 "2004-04-02T15:00:38Z")
> [@emekthian](#): > > “A star shines on the hour of our meaning” > In Elvish, in the Tengwar script. I think you perchance meant to type “A star shines on the hour of our meeting”. No? ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/13 "2004-04-02T15:01:56Z")
“Let go and let Eru” ---
**Author:** ![dreamer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/6bbea6/32.png) [@dreamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dreamer)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/14 "2004-04-02T15:24:09Z")
I have “I Brake For Hobbits” on my car. As you can see from [this](http://members.aol.com/dian4peace/Hobbits5.jpg) picture, it seems like when my SO gave one to Elijah and Dom last year at Comic-Con, they seemed to like it as well. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![well\_he\_s\_back](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/3ab097/32.png) [@well\_he\_s\_back](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/well_he_s_back)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/15 "2004-04-02T16:04:46Z")
There are some goodies in this thread but I favor the classics: “Frodo Lives” and “Gandalf for President” ---
**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/16 "2004-04-02T16:20:33Z")
> [@Qadgop the Mercotan](#): > > “Let go and let Eru” Brilliant. Just… brilliant. I may have to make this one for myself. ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/17 "2004-04-02T16:28:54Z")
> [@Archergal](#): > > Brilliant. Just… brilliant. > > I may have to make this one for myself. If ya do, make one for me too, OK? ---
**Author:** ![jsc1953](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/5daacb/32.png) [@jsc1953](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jsc1953)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/18 "2004-04-02T19:55:47Z")
Slightly OT (but that’s never stopped me before), but 10-15 years ago, I spotted - just once - a California vanity plate reading “NAZGUL”. Extremely cool. Hope he hung onto it. ---
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 7:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/19 "2004-04-02T19:59:43Z")
“For a Good Time, Call Elbereth” ---
**Author:** ![Sweetums](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5f8ce5/32.png) [@Sweetums](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sweetums)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 8:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/20 "2004-04-02T20:06:19Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Slightly OT (but that’s never stopped me before), but 10-15 years ago, I spotted - just once - a California vanity plate reading “NAZGUL”. Extremely cool. Hope he hung onto it. ``` H few friends an I were carring on a disscussion about who was the bigger Tolkien geek. The winn pointed out that he drove a white car wiht the vanity plate SHDWFX ``` Sweetums [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815.md?page=2)