# LOTR bumperstickers **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [April 1, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815 "2004-04-01T23:34:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Tremmie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5fc32e/32.png) [@Tremmie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tremmie)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 8:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/21 "2004-04-02T20:24:43Z")
> [@Sweetums](#): > > H few friends an I were carring on a disscussion about who was the bigger Tolkien geek. > > ``` > The winn pointed out that he drove a white car wiht the vanity plate SHDWFX > > ``` > > Sweetums Was it a white mustang? Someone please explain the “Let go and let Eru” one 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/22 "2004-04-02T20:43:37Z")
Let go and let God is a popular Xtian saying, meaning: Let God handle it. Eru = The One = God in Tolkeinism ---
**Author:** ![Jenaroph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e8c25b/32.png) [@Jenaroph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jenaroph)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 9:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/23 "2004-04-02T21:18:43Z")
There needs to be a joke about Saruman, Greenpeace and “Save the Ents” but darned if I’m the one funny enough to make it up. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/24 "2004-04-02T21:30:45Z")
Save the Ents - Collect the whole set If we outlaw Wizards, only outlaws will have wizards This car protected by Urak Hai ---
**Author:** ![InTransit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/e47774/32.png) [@InTransit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/InTransit)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/25 "2004-04-02T21:37:13Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Slightly OT (but that’s never stopped me before), but 10-15 years ago, I spotted - just once - a California vanity plate reading “NAZGUL”. Extremely cool. Hope he hung onto it. That is cool! According to the CA DMV, the plate is still out, so looks like someone has it. ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [April 2, 2004, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/26 "2004-04-02T23:49:52Z")
Today I found “All Your Ring Are Belong to Us”. _looks through new agey catalog_ Free Shire (like Free Tibet) Enthugger Give Trees a Chance I love the Eru one. Eru is my co-pilot! ---
**Author:** ![Triskadecamus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b19c9b/32.png) [@Triskadecamus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Triskadecamus)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 12:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/27 "2004-04-03T00:56:55Z")
“Sing along with Eru.” “I’m not lost, I’m Numenorian.” “Drop the axe." Fangorn Tris ---
**Author:** ![amarinth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/3be4f8/32.png) [@amarinth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/amarinth)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/28 "2004-04-03T02:07:20Z")
On the way home tonight I saw: > [@](#): > > Not all those who yonder are lost. And I kept looking to see if it was a “wa” in a stupid font, but no, it really said “yonder.” Is there a joke I’m missing, or did someone just screw up? ---
**Author:** ![Tenar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/35a633/32.png) [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 2:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/29 "2004-04-03T02:24:46Z")
This Car Climbed Mt. Doom Balrog on Board Saruman Drives an S.U.V. ---
**Author:** ![LorieSmurf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a587f6/32.png) [@LorieSmurf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LorieSmurf)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 11:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/30 "2004-04-03T11:03:51Z")
Is there a website where we Tolkien-Geek wannabes can find stuff like this? ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/31 "2004-04-03T13:16:10Z")
Don’t Like My Driving? Dail: 1-800-EAT-CRAM ---
**Author:** ![bienville](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/4bbf92/32.png) [@bienville](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/bienville)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 1:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/32 "2004-04-03T13:17:46Z")
Legalize Old Tovey ---
**Author:** ![jasg](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/f0a364/32.png) [@jasg](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jasg)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/33 "2004-04-03T17:35:27Z")
> [@jsc1953](#): > > Slightly OT (but that’s never stopped me before), but 10-15 years ago, I spotted - just once - a California vanity plate reading “NAZGUL”. Extremely cool. Hope he hung onto it. A coworker of mine in Seattle also has that plate - black Porsche 911. I have a small blue lapel ‘button’ from the Tolkien craze in the 60’s that says: “Frodo gave his finger for you.” ---
**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/34 "2004-04-03T18:08:32Z")
> [@jasg](#): > > “Frodo gave his finger for you.” Love it! LOVE IT! ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 6:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/35 "2004-04-03T18:26:37Z")
“Not all those who wander are lost” ---
**Author:** ![HeyHomie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heyhomie/32/207_2.png) [@HeyHomie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HeyHomie)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 6:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/36 "2004-04-03T18:40:43Z")
Apologies for the slight hijack, but you may be interested to know that I saw a car in Springfield the other day, with Illinois plates. The license plate said “LEGOLAS”. 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [April 3, 2004, 8:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/37 "2004-04-03T20:42:37Z")
YOU SHALL NOT PASS!! (Maybe that will slow down the idiots who speed past me on the exit ramp.) ---
**Author:** ![HDS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/bb73d2/32.png) [@HDS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HDS)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/38 "2004-04-05T23:00:00Z")
> [@dreamer](#): > > I have “I Brake For Hobbits” on my car. As you can see from [this](http://members.aol.com/dian4peace/Hobbits5.jpg) picture, it seems like when my SO gave one to Elijah and Dom last year at Comic-Con, they seemed to like it as well. 🙂 That is the most wonderfullest of pictures! Thank you for sharing it! ---
**Author:** ![Etherman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/958977/32.png) [@Etherman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Etherman)\ **Post date:** [April 5, 2004, 11:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/39 "2004-04-05T23:18:26Z")
> [@ivylass](#): > > YOU > > SHALL NOT > > PASS!! I Like this. WWGD.? What Would Gandalf Do? Anybody got a store at [Cafepress.com](http://Cafepress.com)? ---
**Author:** ![pullin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c57346/32.png) [@pullin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pullin)\ **Post date:** [April 6, 2004, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/40 "2004-04-06T01:51:14Z")
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