# LOTR bumperstickers

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [April 1, 2004, 11:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815 "2004-04-01T23:34:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 8\
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**Author:** ![RTFirefly](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c77e96/32.png) [@RTFirefly](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RTFirefly)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 1:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/61 "2004-05-14T01:56:15Z")

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“When rings of power are outlawed, only outlaws will have rings of power.”

“Still the prettiest.” (With pic of Orlando Bloom)

“Slushfund tietack kierkegaard!” (OK, that’s _Bored_ of the Rings. My bad. ;))

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**Author:** ![Olentzero](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/90ced4/32.png) [@Olentzero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Olentzero)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 1:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/62 "2004-05-14T13:55:53Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> “Slushfund tietack kierkegaard!” (OK, that’s _Bored_ of the Rings. My bad. ;))

Yeah, but the people who holler “GREAT bumpersticker!” when they pass you are the ones you know you want to hang out with.

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**Author:** ![DesertDog](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/desertdog/32/11503_2.png) [@DesertDog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DesertDog)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/63 "2004-05-14T17:04:14Z")

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> [@pullin](#):
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> “pssst… Shadowfax in the seventh”

Hey **pullin** , inspired by your post, I did a search for Shadowfax on the _Daily Racing Form_ site – there really _is_ one, a four old bred in Great Britain (figures) but a gelding (rats). I’ve put him on my watch list and will keep everyone posted on how he does.

DD

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**Author:** ![BrotherCadfael](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/977dab/32.png) [@BrotherCadfael](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BrotherCadfael)\
**Post date:** [May 14, 2004, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/64 "2004-05-14T17:15:46Z")

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> [@RTFirefly](#):
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> “Slushfund tietack kierkegaard!” (OK, that’s _Bored_ of the Rings. My bad. ;))

In the same vein, I’ve always been fond of:

_“Watusi snarf wazoo!”_

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/65 "2004-05-15T01:50:45Z")

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> [@BrotherCadfael](#):
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> In the same vein, I’ve always been fond of:
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> _“Watusi snarf wazoo!”_

The full quote runs  
“grundig blaupunkt luger frug  
watusi snarf wazoo  
Nixon Dirksen nasahist  
Rebozo boogaloo”

Timeless! Just like a fine watch!

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**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/66 "2004-05-15T13:54:59Z")

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After seeing the Two Towers movie I wanted a bumper sticker that said:

“Get the Elves out of Helm’s Deep!”

Re: Let go and let God…is this a common bumper sticker in other parts of the country? I have never seen it in the northeast.

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2004, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/67 "2004-05-15T14:28:52Z")

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Rohanim Do It Deep

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**Author:** ![Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/qadgop_the_mercotan/32/83_2.png) [@Qadgop\_the\_Mercotan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Qadgop_the_Mercotan)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2004, 1:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-bumperstickers/237815/68 "2004-05-16T01:25:59Z")

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> [@Laughing Lagomorph](#):
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> Re: Let go and let God…is this a common bumper sticker in other parts of the country? I have never seen it in the northeast.

It’s an Alcoholics Anonymous thing.

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