# LOTR fans: This website thinks I'm Elrond

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [October 24, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318 "2003-10-24T13:53:29Z")\
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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/1 "2003-10-24T13:53:29Z")

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Looking around for fun last night, I found the [Lord of the Rings Character Test](http://www.zovakware.com/tests/lordoftherings.htm) website. It asks you 7 questions, then tells you a character that it thinks you’re like.

It told me: “If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Elrond, Elf, ruler of Rivendell and father of Arwen.”

I’m not so sure - I think I would be more like Merry. Well, maybe Merry from the book. Or perhaps Faramir.

Try it, and post how well you like the results.

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**Author:** ![Aholibah](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e0b2c6/32.png) [@Aholibah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aholibah)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/2 "2003-10-24T14:08:24Z")

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A Galadriel checking in. I think it needs more questions.

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**Author:** ![Skammer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skammer/32/143_2.png) [@Skammer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skammer)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/3 "2003-10-24T14:32:25Z")

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Theoden. I think it’s the beard, although I was afraid I’d be Gimli.

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**Author:** ![lilbtagna](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/4491bb/32.png) [@lilbtagna](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lilbtagna)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/4 "2003-10-24T15:23:20Z")

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Another Elrond here. It does need more than just 7 questions though.

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**Author:** ![toadspittle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c0e974/32.png) [@toadspittle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toadspittle)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 3:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/5 "2003-10-24T15:47:30Z")

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Merry. I can buy that. Jolly but capable of being serious, not afraid to use a sword when he has to, would rather be eating and drinking.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/6 "2003-10-24T16:14:27Z")

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Merry too. I like to think, Merry AFTER the entdraught . . .

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**Author:** ![Profane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e47774/32.png) [@Profane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Profane)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/7 "2003-10-24T16:21:07Z")

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Legolas. LOTR needs more girl characters.

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**Author:** ![athelas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@athelas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/athelas)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/8 "2003-10-24T16:34:21Z")

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Celeborn. That one never even occurred to me.

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**Author:** ![PigArcher](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/bcef8e/32.png) [@PigArcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PigArcher)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/9 "2003-10-24T16:35:39Z")

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Another Merry here, and that’s cool with me. Definitely one of my favorite characters.

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**Author:** ![NE\_Texan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e99b99/32.png) [@NE\_Texan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NE_Texan)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/10 "2003-10-24T17:01:19Z")

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Yeah, it needs more questions, more characters, and some personality description to go with it. I got bored a lot quicker with it saying I’m \_\_\_\_ than if it had said I’m \_\_\_\_\_ with these personality traits (or anything, really).

**LunaSea** , you hit the nail on the head - while the website could use more of the girl characters from the book, it’s still going to run out - there aren’t a lot of female characters in the source material, either.

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**Author:** ![j666](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/9de0a6/32.png) [@j666](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/j666)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/11 "2003-10-24T17:02:29Z")

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Another Merry  
that’s cool  
but I think I’m more like Pippen

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**Author:** ![Archergal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c89c15/32.png) [@Archergal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Archergal)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/12 "2003-10-24T17:47:53Z")

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Uh, Celeborn here.

Who’da thunk it??

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/13 "2003-10-24T17:48:25Z")

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Bilbo checking in. I think it was the “hide from enemies” choice that did it.

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**Author:** ![Threadkiller](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aca169/32.png) [@Threadkiller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Threadkiller)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 5:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/14 "2003-10-24T17:56:37Z")

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I pulled off a Wormtongue and Saruman.

It cheeses me off that they don’t have Sauron, I mean sure he’s _only_ the **Title Character** and more essential to the plot than Gandalf, Frodo and Aragorn put together.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/15 "2003-10-24T18:01:15Z")

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If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Celeborn, Elf, King of Lothlorien, husband of Galadriel and grandfather of Arwen.  
Too bad I don’t have any sperm. Maybe that’s why Steve Tyler had to sneak into Lothlorien— and Galadriel.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/16 "2003-10-24T18:10:30Z")

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It said I would be Aragorn. I do happen to be married to a tall brunette in real life…

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/17 "2003-10-24T18:46:45Z")

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Arwen?? I’m not the least bit Elvish!

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/18 "2003-10-24T18:58:38Z")

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Another Celeborn. I’m gonna go back and say I don’t want to be married – it’ll probably turn me into a Gimli.

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 8:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/19 "2003-10-24T20:56:20Z")

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I’m Eowyn. Go, me! I get pretty dresses AND swords. Woohoo!

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**Post date:** [October 24, 2003, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-fans-this-website-thinks-im-elrond/209318/20 "2003-10-24T23:21:26Z")

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I am Saruman. Bow before me and worship!

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