# LOTR Party at LOBSANG'S PLACE !!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049 "2004-10-01T16:07:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/21 "2004-10-01T18:59:24Z")
here…I think most of this is rabbit. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/22 "2004-10-01T19:05:12Z")
re: Ka-Boom It wasn’t me, it wasn’t me! I didn’t do it! You can’t prove anything! Hey, wait. That crater will work _much_ better as a firepit! Now he has _two!_ Except we need more rocks… oh, and: > [@](#): > > :: from outside :: Well, I would certainly _hope_ so… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/23 "2004-10-01T19:05:23Z")
LOTR Party at Lobsang’s Place ?!?!?!?!?!!! I am _so_ there! … except for the actual _being_ there, of course. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/24 "2004-10-01T19:10:02Z")
[QUOTE=Ethilrist] That crater will work _much_ better as a firepit! Now he has _two!_ [QUOTE] Greeeeat. That means more wood. :: heads back to the neighbors fence and starts to pull more boards off :: Anyone want to help carry this??? ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/25 "2004-10-01T19:32:17Z")
You’re doing fine. Just rember lift with your knees, not you’re back. 🙂 wanders in looking for beer and lembas Where does he keep his lawn chairs anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/26 "2004-10-01T19:36:07Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > Where does he keep his lawn chairs anyway? [hiding jumble of springs & bolts behind bushes, stacking large red lumber in firepit…] What lawn chairs? I don’t see any lawn chairs… ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/27 "2004-10-01T19:40:51Z")
Hold on, I think the neighbor has some plastic ones … I’ll go look. Geez, **Ethilrist** , Lobbers hasn’t even shown up yet and you’re already destroying the furniture … ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/28 "2004-10-01T19:44:11Z")
I’ll just find his couch. Who wants an ale? ---
**Author:** ![Kid\_A\_1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ed8c4c/32.png) [@Kid\_A\_1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kid_A_1)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/29 "2004-10-01T19:46:57Z")
:pulls up a chair: I’ll take one, if you don’t mind. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/30 "2004-10-01T19:51:41Z")
Well, I guess the stains will come out eventually. Let’s see, I’ll need heatproof glasses… oops. Guess that one wasn’t heatproof. I’m sure it wasn’t expensive. Wine, anyone? It’s part burgundy and part… I dunno, I just pulled a couple of bottles from his stash. Lemon juice and cloves and cinnamon, too. Since we’ve got two pits now, I think we should roast a goat. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/31 "2004-10-01T19:52:03Z")
Done. ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/32 "2004-10-01T20:00:05Z")
Oo! I bet he’s got the good stuff down cellar. :goes downstairs, tinkle of glass: Well, I found one bottle! There was only one to start with! Whatcha talking about? ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/33 "2004-10-01T20:03:40Z")
:: has managed to haul the neighbor’s entire wooden fence and split it for the two fire pits all by herself. Drags her red beanbag out next to one of the firepits, not to close and sits down :: Ah. Much better. Someone else can find the rocks. I’m pooped! ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/34 "2004-10-01T20:04:28Z")
Hey, I picked up this painting just before I made my flight from New York–sort of a party gift. It’s a genuine “Marla Olmstead!” I’ll just hang it in the kitchen. Movies should start pretty soon…who brough the movies? 😕 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/35 "2004-10-01T20:08:03Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > Hey, I picked up this painting just before I made my flight from New York–sort of a party gift. It’s a genuine “Marla Olmstead!” I’ll just hang it in the kitchen. > > Movies should start pretty soon…who brough the movies? 😕 I brought Fellowship and Two Towers! The extended versions… Hopefully someone brought Return of the King ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/36 "2004-10-01T20:10:14Z")
I got ROTK! Here you go…Not the extended version, though. **Tigerkitty** , I’ll get the rocks. You just sit tight and toast your feet. ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/37 "2004-10-01T20:10:39Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > :: has managed to haul the neighbor’s entire wooden fence and split it for the two fire pits all by herself. Drags her red beanbag out next to one of the firepits, not to close and sits down :: > > Ah. Much better. Someone else can find the rocks. I’m pooped! See, told you could do it! Now who wants a Guinness and who wants a right proper 1420? Uhmm **Inigo**? The back of your head is smoking. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/38 "2004-10-01T20:13:18Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > See, told you could do it! > > Now who wants a Guinness and who wants a right proper 1420? > > Uhmm **Inigo**? The back of your head is smoking. I would love a Guinness thanks! Thank you **Elenia28** , that fence almost killed me twice. The sections kept falling over when I removed the crossbeams. ---
**Author:** ![Ponder\_Stibbons](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ponder_stibbons/32/343_2.png) [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/39 "2004-10-01T20:16:26Z")
I do like the way you filled in the post-holes. I don’t think the neighbors’ll even realize it’s gone. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 1, 2004, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/40 "2004-10-01T20:18:07Z")
:: pours a few drops of Guinness on back of head :: Ah, now that \*\*is \*\* better. Thought that the goat I was smelling. The goat sure smells good. Better be careful though, I thought I saw the neighbors’ German Shepard snooping around here earlier. Where’d the goat come from anyway? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049.md?page=3)