# LOTR Party at LOBSANG'S PLACE !!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049 "2004-10-01T16:07:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 1:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/61 "2004-10-02T01:20:29Z")
_flirts with all_ _drinks whenever someone says ‘The Ring’, gets quite drunk_ Wheee! ---
**Author:** ![Grey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b782af/32.png) [@Grey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grey)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 1:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/62 "2004-10-02T01:41:46Z")
:stares at the couch’s arm rest now being eaten by **Ethilrist** ’s fire: Right then. Inside it is… **Kythereia** anything left in the keg? ---
**Author:** ![Keapon\_Laffin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e274bd/32.png) [@Keapon\_Laffin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Keapon_Laffin)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/63 "2004-10-02T01:44:11Z")
Whatssss thissss, my precioussss! A bunch of fat hobbitssssssss… Ughhh, ruin the meat they have. German Shepards meantsss to be eaten rawwww… and wriggling… yessssss… :eek: Nassssty hobbitssssss… ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 2:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/64 "2004-10-02T02:04:11Z")
> [@Grey](#): > > :stares at the couch’s arm rest now being eaten by **Ethilrist** ’s fire: > > Right then. Inside it is… > > **Kythereia** anything left in the keg? Uhhhh… I think so! _giggle_ More miruvor for me! ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/65 "2004-10-02T03:16:53Z")
::saunters in:: Does anybody have some pipe-weed? ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 5:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/66 "2004-10-02T05:04:24Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > ::saunters in:: > > Does anybody have some pipe-weed? Alas, the finest weed in the Westfarthing (Hawaii) got confiscated with the Breckenridge Avalanche Ale back in customs. (watch this) Hey **Kythereia**! “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” “The Ring” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 5:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/67 "2004-10-02T05:11:46Z")
Ah, well. **Kythereia** , you couldn’t spare me a bit of that miruvor, could you? ---
**Author:** ![Headspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8491ac/32.png) [@Headspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Headspace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/68 "2004-10-02T09:21:43Z")
:knocks on door loudly but seemingly politely: :door opens to find headspace dressed in a white shirt, dark suit and tie, wearing dark rim glasses carrying a clip board and wearing a badge, leaning a bicycle against the stoop: Hi, I was wondering if you would be interested in hearing about the Church of Aetheism and the teachings of a great man called Charles Darwin, who espoused what is known to believers as the theory of Evolution. Whilst there are many sections of society that wish to portray aetheism and evolutionary theory as evil or uninformed, it is in fact a very peaceful and harmonious body of teaching. Some of the primary teachings under the theory are that there is no god, no such thing as magic, and the idea that modern man evolved from amongst other things the ape family. Headspace now hears LOTR music/film, looks aghast and continues I see that you and your friends appear to be followers of a pagan belief system not scientifically provable and grossly irreverent toward what is or is held to be sacred by aetheists. Would you be interested in allowing me to come in to your home and discuss this further with you??? ---
**Author:** ![Headspace](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8491ac/32.png) [@Headspace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Headspace)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/69 "2004-10-02T09:24:48Z")
with inspiration by and thanks to John Safran - 🆒 [http://www6.sbs.com.au/johnsafranvsgod](http://www6.sbs.com.au/johnsafranvsgod) ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/70 "2004-10-02T09:46:12Z")
::walks in bearing 250-watt boombox, proceeds to blast Everybody Wants To Rule the World (Middle-Earth Remix):: What up, d00dz? Say, where’s the man of the hour anyway? Hey **Lobsang** , come out and join the fun! ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/71 "2004-10-02T09:54:56Z")
Holy crap! Usually I’ve got one or two threads to reply to, and no work to do at work. Today I’ve got a sh_tload of threads/posts to reply to, and a sh_tload of work to do at work! And this is the first thread about me ever that wasn’t in the Pit. What did I do to deserve it? 🆒🙂 Er, wait. Am I that guy who isn’t at his own once-in-a-lifetime house party because “Sorry guys, got a sh\*tload of work to do!”? ---
**Author:** ![Roland\_Orzabal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/c2a13f/32.png) [@Roland\_Orzabal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roland_Orzabal)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/72 "2004-10-02T10:01:03Z")
Got 'im! See, you can always lure 'em in with a little Tears For Fears. Soothes the savage beast, ya know…and the free-range **Lobsang** , apparently. You guys don’t keep me around for nothin’. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/73 "2004-10-02T10:53:12Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > Holy crap! > Er, wait. Am I that guy who isn’t at his own once-in-a-lifetime house party because “Sorry guys, got a sh\*tload of work to do!”? That would be you. BTW…Don’t mind the two fire pits in your backyard, and if your neighbor is looking for their fence and dog, we haven’t seen either of them. :: starts cooking breakfast for everyone consisting of sausages and eggs :: Someone else will have to fix the biscuits, because that is the one thing I am not good at fixing. This was a weekend party right? ---
**Author:** ![Lobsang](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobsang/32/4067_2.png) [@Lobsang](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobsang)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/74 "2004-10-02T11:10:42Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > BTW…Don’t mind the two fire pits in your backyard, and if your neighbor is looking for their fence and dog, we haven’t seen either of them. You lost the neighbour’s dog!!! \*\*YIPPPEEEE!! \*\* (Now I really must get back to my work) ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/75 "2004-10-02T11:19:03Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > You lost the neighbour’s dog!!! Not exactly. > [@](#): > > Originally Posted by Inigo Montoya > :: absently :: > Well, there’s not a lot of room on the spit with the deergoat… We think \*\*Ethilrist \*\* got a bit to creative with his BBQ, at least that is **Inigo’s** excuse. Have fun at work. ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 11:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/76 "2004-10-02T11:35:14Z")
::knocks on door, limps in on crutches, munching large bloody haunch:: Good BBQ, guys! There’s a keg in the car, ifen ya want to bring it in. But watch out for tha neighbor - he seems a little pissy. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 12:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/77 "2004-10-02T12:25:48Z")
> [@Lobsang](#): > > \*\*YIPPPEEEE!! \*\* Funny, that’s what the dog said just before…er…the last time I saw it. :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/78 "2004-10-02T14:25:22Z")
We _are_ watching the extended editions, right? "_Concerning Hobbits…"_ Oh. Good. I think we should order pizza. I don’t trust that do…deergoat. ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 3:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/79 "2004-10-02T15:25:09Z")
> [@Lissla Lissar](#): > > I think we should order pizza. I don’t trust that do…deergoat. I don’t trust it either. :: hands **Lissla** the bucket of tri-flavored popcorn :: > [@Clothahump](#): > > I’ve got about 40 pounds of brisket, cabrito and dragon steaks out in the trunk. Would somebody gimme a hand carrying them out to the fire pits? I think the other meat should be ready soon. At least I can only hope. ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/80 "2004-10-02T16:28:37Z")
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