# LOTR Party at LOBSANG'S PLACE !!!! **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 1, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049 "2004-10-01T16:07:02Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/81 "2004-10-02T16:58:02Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > _very drunk, passing out miruvor and flirting shamelessly with everyone_ _:: laughs ::_ Missy, the guys are over by the firepits monitoring the progress on the d… um deergoat and other meats for the party. You would probably make more headway flirting with the menfolk. You’re cute, but not quite my type. :: winks :: _:: hands **Kythereia** another mug of miruvor, turns her towards the firepits and gives her a nudge ::_ I am sure one of the menfolk will be happy on the company. _:: changes DVD to Two Towers and pushes play. Settles down in her red beanbag, glances around the room to see if anyone has noticed. ::_ ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 5:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/82 "2004-10-02T17:18:01Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > _:: laughs ::_ > > Missy, the guys are over by the firepits monitoring the progress on the d… um deergoat and other meats for the party. You would probably make more headway flirting with the menfolk. You’re cute, but not quite my type. :: winks :: > > _:: hands **Kythereia** another mug of miruvor, turns her towards the firepits and gives her a nudge ::_ > > I am sure one of the menfolk will be happy on the company. > > _:: changes DVD to Two Towers and pushes play. Settles down in her red beanbag, glances around the room to see if anyone has noticed. ::_ 😉 back at you, Tiggrkitty! _blows kiss, wanders off towards the firepits, mug of miruvor in hand_ ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/83 "2004-10-02T19:57:54Z")
_bursts in singing_ Well you can keep your fancy ales! You can drink them by the flagon! But the only brew for the tried and true! Comes from the Green Dragon! Green Dragon Ale delivery, at your service. I have an order here for…whoa, ten kegs of our finest. Somebody’s gonna have a good time tonight. Hey, is that the Two Towers? _plops down on a couch_ ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/84 "2004-10-02T20:02:35Z")
> [@TheOnlySaneOne](#): > > Hey, is that the Two Towers? _We failed them…_ :: looks up :: Yes, Two Towers…shhhh…grab a seat won’t you. ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/85 "2004-10-02T21:15:41Z")
Hey! What the…She said grab a seat you dork! Not my _seat_! Oh…is that more beer? Eh, you’re alright. Just ask next time ok? :: Wanders out to the pits, rips off a leg of deergoat :: Hmm, good. But I think it would be better with Heinekin or maybe a Hobrau for some reason. :: casually nudges \*\*Kythereia \*\* away from her collision course with the bonfire :: ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 9:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/86 "2004-10-02T21:32:11Z")
Hooboy, sad part. Gotta go. :limps out to the bonfire and starts [spinning fire](http://www.stinkeebeetletribe.com/gallery/photos/pan001.jpg): ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 2, 2004, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/87 "2004-10-02T22:59:36Z")
Whooo… close call! _to Inigo Montoya_ How _you_ doin’? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/88 "2004-10-03T00:15:04Z")
> [@Kythereia](#): > > Whooo… close call! > > _to Inigo Montoya_ How _you_ doin’? 😉 I do well enough for seconds…want some deergoat? And might I suggest an enormous glass of ice water? Or perhaps … :eek: :: blushes & gets back to the movie :: ---
**Author:** ![Kythereia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e8c25b/32.png) [@Kythereia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kythereia)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/89 "2004-10-03T01:38:42Z")
> [@Inigo Montoya](#): > > I do well enough for seconds…want some deergoat? And might I suggest an enormous glass of ice water? Or perhaps … :eek: > > :: blushes & gets back to the movie :: _pouts, flirts some more_ ---
**Author:** ![Tiggrkitty](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tiggrkitty/32/17966_2.png) [@Tiggrkitty](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tiggrkitty)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/90 "2004-10-03T01:44:36Z")
_:: looks up to watch the exchange between **Kythereia** and **Inigo** , giggles ::_ Wow time for part 3. \*:: grabs a huge glass of orange soda, plugs “The Return of the King” in and settles back down into her comfy red beanbag :: \* ---
**Author:** ![Telperien](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/65b543/32.png) [@Telperien](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telperien)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/91 "2004-10-03T03:01:42Z")
You know, it would figure that, even at LOTR parties, I’m the one sitting alone with her drink. ---
**Author:** ![dogbutler](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dogbutler/32/428_2.png) [@dogbutler](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dogbutler)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 3:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/92 "2004-10-03T03:36:29Z")
: Grabs Guinness and wanders over to the pit : I burning your dog? :eek: ---
**Author:** ![TheOnlySaneOne](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/67e7ee/32.png) [@TheOnlySaneOne](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TheOnlySaneOne)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 7:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/93 "2004-10-03T07:57:13Z")
> [@Harimad-sol](#): > > You know, it would figure that, even at LOTR parties, I’m the one sitting alone with her drink. _gets up for a Coke, and when he returns “accidentally” sits in **Harimad-sol** ’s lap_ Oh, fancy meeting you here. So, how _you_ doin’? ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 8:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/94 "2004-10-03T08:25:33Z")
> [@dogbutler](#): > > : Grabs Guinness and wanders over to the pit : > > I burning your dog? > > :eek: It’s a deergoat! Shhh… I LOVE German food. ---
**Author:** ![Lissla\_Lissar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8491ac/32.png) [@Lissla\_Lissar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lissla_Lissar)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 3:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/95 "2004-10-03T15:20:48Z")
Filipino fire-spinning! So cool! You are _not_ sitting there alone, **Harimad**. I’m right here, and **TheOnly** is sitting in your lap. Err… does anyone mind if I pause? I’m trying to work out the pattern for Wormtongue’s robe. :munches popcorn: ---
**Author:** ![WhyNot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c77e96/32.png) [@WhyNot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WhyNot)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 3:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/96 "2004-10-03T15:28:47Z")
OOO! Costumey stuff! _puts down fire chains and wanders back to the movie_ I’ll teach ya how to spin if you get me a copy of that pattern, Lissla… ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/97 "2004-10-03T21:16:48Z")
[English accent ON] Now look here chaps. I agree that you colonial types certainly know how to throw a party - thanks, I will have some of that! - but I must insist on a few ground rules. The good Professor was inspired by the English countryside after all. So somebody put the kettle on, so we can have a nice cup of tea. Next we come to the thorny question of invitations. Some of us don’t really belong here, do we? Mr. Stibbons! Yes, **you** , Ponder. Shouldn’t you be at University? 🆒 And I’m sorry, Inigo, I have some bad news about your father. :eek: I have my doubts about Clothahump too. 😕 [English accent OFF] Glee pushes Balrog Wings off couch and settles down. ---
**Author:** ![jayjay](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jayjay/32/6765_2.png) [@jayjay](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jayjay)\ **Post date:** [October 3, 2004, 9:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/98 "2004-10-03T21:50:33Z")
> [@glee](#): > > I have my doubts about Clothahump too. 😕 Shhh! He’s just now starting to come out of his shell… ---
**Author:** ![Inigo\_Montoya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/inigo_montoya/32/124_2.png) [@Inigo\_Montoya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Inigo_Montoya)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 3:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/99 "2004-10-04T15:21:42Z")
> [@glee](#): > > And I’m sorry, Inigo, I have some bad news about your father. :eek: What…did somone dig up my old man !? !? Or do you mean that Mr. Cohen is NOT my father and I’m really a Roman? That would indeed change the tone of the party… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Anaamika](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5f9b8f/32.png) [@Anaamika](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Anaamika)\ **Post date:** [October 4, 2004, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049/100 "2004-10-04T15:45:04Z")
> [@Tiggrkitty](#): > > That isn’t a deergoat and you know it! You are dodging my question!!! You roasted the german shepard didn’t you! > > :: starts to cry :: \*\*Inigo \*\* you made \*\*Tigerkitty \*\* cry? Bad **Inigo**! Anyway, I’m back. Had to leave for a while. Anything going on? I see \*\*Lobsang \*\* made his appearance, but left again. Party pooper. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotr-party-at-lobsangs-place/267049.md?page=6)