# Lots of rules or what?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [December 11, 2002, 6:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050 "2002-12-11T18:06:08Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 9\
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**Author:** ![hardygrrl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/a3d4f5/32.png) [@hardygrrl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/hardygrrl)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/41 "2002-12-13T01:18:54Z")

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Next there will be a **hardygirl** …

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**Author:** ![Skeezix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/839c29/32.png) [@Skeezix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skeezix)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/42 "2002-12-13T07:47:51Z")

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Well, so long as we don’t get an **Andy Drew**. That’d be too much of a mystery to handle on a daily basis.

[sub]Or would that be **nancyboy**?[/sub]

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**Author:** ![Arden\_Ranger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b487fb/32.png) [@Arden\_Ranger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arden_Ranger)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 8:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/43 "2002-12-13T08:49:29Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*The ideal Doper is stern and solemn, though s/he will occasionally let out an amused chuckle or a wry smile after a particularly stinging _bon mot_. \*\*

This from someone affectionately referred to as **Noodles**?

😉

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**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/44 "2002-12-13T09:15:37Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Giraffe \*  
> \*\*You’re way ahead of me – I usually have a slack-jawed gape when I post, following by chortles of glee and clapping when I see my post appear on the screen.
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> Golllll-leee! \*\*

Heck, when _I_ post, I usually go into insane bouts of hysterical laughter. Don’t ask me why.

Of course, when I do this at my brother’s, he’ll invariably ask if I’m on crack or something. For the record, I have never done crack or anything like that, so I don’t know where he gets it from.

If she hasn’t heard me laugh crazily in a while from the computer room, my sister will ask if I’m alive… she says that’s the ony way of knowing whether I’m alive or not. Somehow, I don’t know aobut that…

F\_X

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 9:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/45 "2002-12-13T09:28:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Flamsterette\_X \*  
> \*\*  
> If she hasn’t heard me laugh crazily in a while from the computer room, my sister will ask if I’m alive… she says that’s the ony way of knowing whether I’m alive or not. Somehow, I don’t know aobut that…
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> F\_X \*\*

At least she asks - my housemates prod me with a broom handle if they are checking me for signs of life.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 4:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/46 "2002-12-13T16:11:09Z")

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> _Originally posted by Lynn Bodoni:_  
> We try not to have user IDs that are too similar.

Has anybody told this to **lno, LNO, ino** and **INO**?

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**Author:** ![elfkin477](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/a9a28c/32.png) [@elfkin477](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfkin477)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/47 "2002-12-13T17:06:51Z")

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> \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \*  
> \*\*The one on the left. As always. \*\*

That’s just a myth perpetrated by the right-handed fascist regime and you know it. Everyone knows that the evil really resides in their placentas, that’s why they must be buried in deep deep holes.

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 5:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/48 "2002-12-13T17:20:55Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Arnold Winkelried \*  
> \*\*Isn’t there a rule against cackling and giggling at the message board? The ideal Doper is stern and solemn, though s/he will occasionally let out an amused chuckle or a wry smile after a particularly stinging _bon mot_. \*\*

See? Case in point! This is exactly why I said (in that IMHO thread) that moderators are based on [url="[http://www.muppets.com/profiles/sam.htm](http://www.muppets.com/profiles/sam.htm)

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**Author:** ![Eats\_Crayons](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/278dde/32.png) [@Eats\_Crayons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eats_Crayons)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-rules-or-what/142050/49 "2002-12-13T17:23:37Z")

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Dammit, forgot to close the tag. (Preview, dammit!) :smack:  
[Sam](http://www.muppets.com/profiles/sam.htm).

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