# Lots of us ladies have been down this road before **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 19, 2007, 3:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550 "2007-12-19T03:34:50Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/21 "2007-12-20T01:30:14Z")
Jasmine, the 50-lb. box-of-rocks curr-mix wags her tail in your general direction. She knows I have gnarly knotty boobs and and have had to have mammograms followed by sonograms for years. ---
**Author:** ![Kuboydal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/ecb155/32.png) [@Kuboydal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuboydal)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 1:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/22 "2007-12-20T01:32:43Z")
Tulip is an attention hound and she loves you, find your current book by the door, a wee damp but generally unscathed. ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/23 "2007-12-20T22:51:11Z")
zero! nothing! zip! nada! :::scubaqueen doing the happy dance:::: i decided enuff was enuff and called and whined to the women’s center and they squeezed me in (pun totally intended) today for testing. they poked and prodded and ultrasounded both of the girls for days, i think. end result same as before: same kind of lumpy nothing tissue in the same damn spot. no lumps, no cysts, no errors. THE. best. christmas. present. i’ll ever have. of course, the divemaster will be required to update his hands-on ‘field work’ this weekend. 😛 (he loves that part) hugs and kisses to all of you who responded to the crazy woman earlier this week, because you all made me laugh even through the ongoing hysterics. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 11:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/24 "2007-12-20T23:05:38Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] May your gnarly knocker nodes be benign nothings. [/QUOTE] That was awesome. ---
**Author:** ![whiterabbit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/cab0a1/32.png) [@whiterabbit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/whiterabbit)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/25 "2007-12-20T23:09:10Z")
It’s so much fun having dense boobs. Not. Glad to hear the news! More Merlot, to celebrate this time? _g_ ---
**Author:** ![ENugent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/4af34b/32.png) [@ENugent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ENugent)\ **Post date:** [December 20, 2007, 11:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/26 "2007-12-20T23:21:48Z")
[Summer Squash](http://www.alittlepregnant.com/alittlepregnant/2007/07/summer-squash.html) ---
**Author:** ![TroubleAgain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e480ec/32.png) [@TroubleAgain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroubleAgain)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/27 "2007-12-21T00:31:39Z")
[QUOTE=Scubaqueen] zero! nothing! zip! nada! [/QUOTE] Told ya so. 😛 I’m very happy about “nothing” and hope it continues to be nothing. **ENugent** –Bwahahaha! ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 5:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/28 "2007-12-21T05:06:50Z")
[QUOTE=whiterabbit] Glad to hear the news! More Merlot, to celebrate this time? _g_ [/QUOTE] alas, i am without merlot tonight (i ran out! :eek: ); however, a lovely black opal shiraz is standing in quite nicely. ---
**Author:** ![Scubaqueen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c0e974/32.png) [@Scubaqueen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scubaqueen)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 5:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/29 "2007-12-21T05:10:03Z")
[QUOTE=Rysdad] This really should’ve been in another forum, as in: “I Pit my TITS!” 🙂 **May your gnarly knocker nodes be benign nothings.** [/QUOTE] i’m not worthy!!! **rysdad** , with your permission, i’d like to change my sig to match your epic wordsmithy. ‘i’d rather be diving’ is so friggin’ lame after all this drama… 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\ **Post date:** [December 21, 2007, 6:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550/30 "2007-12-21T18:29:58Z")
[QUOTE=Scubaqueen] i’m not worthy!!! **rysdad** , with your permission, i’d like to change my sig to match your epic wordsmithy. ‘i’d rather be diving’ is so friggin’ lame after all this drama… 😛 [/QUOTE] It would be my honor to know that my humble homage to your hooterage was sigworthy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lots-of-us-ladies-have-been-down-this-road-before/430550.md?page=1)