# lotsa schmucks around here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852 "2005-06-25T23:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rewindforward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f19dbf/32.png) [@rewindforward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rewindforward)\ **Post date:** [June 25, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/1 "2005-06-25T23:59:27Z")
noticed there’s a lot of wusses around here whining when something isn’t posted in the right category. If it has a question mark at the end it can be in general questions. Now you fools need to get a life and quit spending all day around here… thats why you’ve got thousands of posts. Get a life nerds. p.s. up yours. ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/2 "2005-06-26T00:08:54Z")
I find your ideas intriguing and wish to subscribe to your newsletter. ---
**Author:** ![Agent\_Foxtrot](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9fc29f/32.png) [@Agent\_Foxtrot](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Agent_Foxtrot)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/3 "2005-06-26T00:09:31Z")
I will give you three guesses as to whom the next banned doper will be, and the first two don’t count. Adam ---
**Author:** ![GorillaMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/50afbb/32.png) [@GorillaMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GorillaMan)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/4 "2005-06-26T00:12:09Z")
> [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > I will give you three guesses as to whom the next banned doper will be, and the first two don’t count. > > Adam I guess **Agent Foxtrot** and **friedo**. Can’t think of a third, though. ---
**Author:** ![askeptic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eb9ed0/32.png) [@askeptic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/askeptic)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/5 "2005-06-26T00:12:13Z")
Boy rewind, you must have just finished reading “How to make friends and influence people” I forsee a long and prestigious career for you here at the Dope. Or not. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/6 "2005-06-26T00:13:58Z")
Nice waste of $14.95. ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/7 "2005-06-26T00:16:10Z")
Couldn’t this have gone in MPSIMS? ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/8 "2005-06-26T00:16:59Z")
Am I a schmuck too? I always thought I was more of a poopyhead. ---
**Author:** ![Frank](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Frank](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Frank)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/9 "2005-06-26T00:18:39Z")
I’ll bet it’s his little brother posting. ---
**Author:** ![El\_Kabong](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/el_kabong/32/496_2.png) [@El\_Kabong](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Kabong)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/10 "2005-06-26T00:21:47Z")
Thanks for all the valuable contributions you’ve made to this board so far, **rewindforward**. It’ll be sad not to see you around here any more. Not real sad, but hey. ---
**Author:** ![picunurse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7bcc69/32.png) [@picunurse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picunurse)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/11 "2005-06-26T00:30:52Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > noticed there’s a lot of wusses around here whining when something isn’t posted in the right category. If it has a question mark at the end it can be in general questions. Now you fools need to get a life and quit spending all day around here… thats why you’ve got thousands of posts. Get a life nerds. p.s. up yours. Little boy, you need to go home now. You’re annoying the adults. ---
**Author:** ![Measure\_for\_Measure](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/measure_for_measure/32/557_2.png) [@Measure\_for\_Measure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Measure_for_Measure)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/12 "2005-06-26T00:36:41Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > If it has a question mark at the end it can be in general questions. Perhaps a better guide to Straight Dope Message Board practices would be the forum page. General Questions Got a **factual question** for the Teeming Millions (and possibly Cecil) to consider? Post it here. Emphasis in original. OBTW: Cite? If you don’t back up your assertions, some may think you can’t or you’re too afraid to. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/13 "2005-06-26T00:38:39Z")
Aw, bubby just needs a {{{{{HUG}}}}} ---
**Author:** ![Liberal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/848f3c/32.png) [@Liberal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liberal)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/14 "2005-06-26T00:39:20Z")
> [@Measure for Measure](#): > > If you don’t back up your assertions, some may think you can’t or you’re too afraid to. Cite? 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Harborwolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/c89c15/32.png) [@Harborwolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Harborwolf)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/15 "2005-06-26T00:45:29Z")
But I’m not a schmuck. I’m a jackass. I demand that you retract your baseless accusation. ---
**Author:** ![andros](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e480ec/32.png) [@andros](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/andros)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/16 "2005-06-26T00:51:58Z")
Oh, hell. I’ll 'fess up. I’m a schmuck. And a yutz. ---
**Author:** ![Bob\_Scene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e19adc/32.png) [@Bob\_Scene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bob_Scene)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/17 "2005-06-26T00:53:56Z")
The principal told me to “pull my damn pants up.” _Again._ I’m suing. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 12:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/18 "2005-06-26T00:58:59Z")
Buh bye. ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/19 "2005-06-26T01:13:34Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > noticed there’s a lot of wusses around here whining when something isn’t posted in the right category. If it has a question mark at the end it can be in general questions. Now you fools need to get a life and quit spending all day around here… thats why you’ve got thousands of posts. Get a life nerds. p.s. up yours. Jim Anchower, is that you? Can I have my REO Speedwagon tape back? 😛 **rewindforward** , your posting history reveals a disturbing mix of cluelessness and combatative incoherence. As much as we all appreciate the valuable insights of angry illiterate people, yours are not so unique as to be irreplaceable. To put it more plainly: if you want to continue posting here, stop acting like a dick. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/20 "2005-06-26T01:21:54Z")
Take heart, **rewindforward**. Not everyone here despises you although almost everyone does. Some of us are grateful that you have taken the time from your exciting and brilliant career, no doubt in the realm of high finance, to bestow upon us your literary masterpieces, which appear as if they were written by an incoherent, spaced-out, and none-too-bright loser, but which are instead magnificent parodies worthy of Jim Anchower himself. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852.md?page=2)