# lotsa schmucks around here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852 "2005-06-25T23:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/21 "2005-06-26T01:26:50Z")
Oh rats. **Giraffe** beat me to the Jim Anchower reference. (But Jim is smarter, more self-aware, and a lot nicer person than our current subject). ---
**Author:** ![rewindforward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f19dbf/32.png) [@rewindforward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rewindforward)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/22 "2005-06-26T01:34:56Z")
HEY CHAMP… YO MAMMAS CALLIN’… NOW GIT! YA GUMP! > [@Agent Foxtrot](#): > > I will give you three guesses as to whom the next banned doper will be, and the first two don’t count. > > Adam ---
**Author:** ![rewindforward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f19dbf/32.png) [@rewindforward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rewindforward)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/23 "2005-06-26T01:36:58Z")
HEY GIRAFFE… STUFF IT UP YER BACKSIDE. > [@Giraffe](#): > > Jim Anchower, is that you? Can I have my REO Speedwagon tape back? 😛 > > **rewindforward** , your posting history reveals a disturbing mix of cluelessness and combatative incoherence. As much as we all appreciate the valuable insights of angry illiterate people, yours are not so unique as to be irreplaceable. > > To put it more plainly: if you want to continue posting here, stop acting like a dick. ---
**Author:** ![rewindforward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f19dbf/32.png) [@rewindforward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rewindforward)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/24 "2005-06-26T01:38:16Z")
NICE TRY AT THE BEING WITTY… NOW U PUT A SOCK IN IT TOO… > [@Colibri](#): > > Take heart, **rewindforward**. Not everyone here despises you although almost everyone does. Some of us are grateful that you have taken the time from your exciting and brilliant career, no doubt in the realm of high finance, to bestow upon us your literary masterpieces, which appear as if they were written by an incoherent, spaced-out, and none-too-bright loser, but which are instead magnificent parodies worthy of Jim Anchower himself. ---
**Author:** ![Kuizelemartz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/e19b73/32.png) [@Kuizelemartz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kuizelemartz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/25 "2005-06-26T01:43:53Z")
Popcorn anyone? ---
**Author:** ![comrade33](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e99b99/32.png) [@comrade33](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/comrade33)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/26 "2005-06-26T01:44:11Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > Now you fools need to get a life and quit spending all day around here… thats why you’ve got thousands of posts. Get a life nerds. p.s. up yours. even though i don’t have thousands of posts can i quit spending all day around here/get a life or at least be a fool or nerd? i want something out of all the time i’m spending here. ---
**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/27 "2005-06-26T01:46:49Z")
> [@Giraffe](#): > > To put it more plainly: if you want to continue posting here, stop acting like a dick. I don’t think he’s acting. ---
**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/28 "2005-06-26T01:48:51Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > noticed … up yours. I’m just glad you found the right forum. Kudos to you. ---
**Author:** ![fluiddruid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@fluiddruid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/fluiddruid)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/29 "2005-06-26T01:49:24Z")
How bizarre. Yet, oddly satisfying. ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/30 "2005-06-26T01:51:34Z")
I thought about being all witty and stuff like some of the rest of the Dopers who’ve replied to you, but **rewindforward** , you’re only worth a quick “fuck you.” So, fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/31 "2005-06-26T01:52:45Z")
> [@Ravenous Lady](#): > > Popcorn anyone? No thanks, it sticks in my teeth. But I’ve got a big bag of barbecue chips and a coupla sixpacks of Samuel Adams – would you care for some? I mean, if we’re going to waste our lives hanging around this place, we may as well have some refreshments. ---
**Author:** ![Colibri](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colibri/32/1841_2.png) [@Colibri](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Colibri)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/32 "2005-06-26T01:53:25Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > NICE TRY AT THE BEING WITTY… NOW U PUT A SOCK IN IT TOO… Man, this guy makes Jim Anchower look like Carl Sagan. ---
**Author:** ![rewindforward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f19dbf/32.png) [@rewindforward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rewindforward)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/33 "2005-06-26T01:57:33Z")
THIS SITE LAGS MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS. YOU NERDS SHOULD TRY GETTING OUTDOORS INTO THE REAL WORLD SOMETIME. QUIT DOING THOUSANDS OF POSTS ON HERE AND GET A LIFE. QUIT BEING SO ANAL ABOUT WHO POSTS WHAT AND LOOSEN UP, YA CHIMPS! NO WONDER YER SO GRUMPY. TRY FINDING SOME REAL FRIENDS. BYE. :wally ---
**Author:** ![rewindforward](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/f19dbf/32.png) [@rewindforward](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rewindforward)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 1:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/34 "2005-06-26T01:59:04Z")
FINALLY A WEASEL WITH SOME BALLS AROUND HERE! CHEERS! > [@Uvula Donor](#): > > I thought about being all witty and stuff like some of the rest of the Dopers who’ve replied to you, but **rewindforward** , you’re only worth a quick “fuck you.” > > So, fuck you. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/35 "2005-06-26T02:01:35Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > THIS SITE LAGS MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS. YOU NERDS SHOULD TRY GETTING OUTDOORS INTO THE REAL WORLD SOMETIME. QUIT DOING THOUSANDS OF POSTS ON HERE AND GET A LIFE. QUIT BEING SO ANAL ABOUT WHO POSTS WHAT AND LOOSEN UP, YA CHIMPS! NO WONDER YER SO GRUMPY. TRY FINDING SOME REAL FRIENDS. BYE. :wally You keep posting here with us “nerds”, so perhaps YOU need to get a life. Why’d you blow $15 anyway? ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/36 "2005-06-26T02:02:16Z")
> [@Liberal](#): > > Cite? 😉 My post is his cite. Daniel [sub]been wanting to say that for a long time[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/37 "2005-06-26T02:03:02Z")
It really sucks that we can’t pull up the proverbial lawnchair anymore… ---
**Author:** ![Liz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/liz/32/17737_2.png) [@Liz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Liz)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/38 "2005-06-26T02:03:09Z")
> [@rewindforward](#): > > THIS SITE LAGS MOST OF THE TIME ANYWAYS. YOU NERDS SHOULD TRY GETTING OUTDOORS INTO THE REAL WORLD SOMETIME. QUIT DOING THOUSANDS OF POSTS ON HERE AND GET A LIFE. QUIT BEING SO ANAL ABOUT WHO POSTS WHAT AND LOOSEN UP, YA CHIMPS! NO WONDER YER SO GRUMPY. TRY FINDING SOME REAL FRIENDS. BYE. :wally STOP BY 7-11 AND GET ME SOME CHIPS AND DIP WHILE YOU’RE OUT. THX! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/39 "2005-06-26T02:05:16Z")
Oh great, he’s stolen the key to his dad’s liquor cabinet again. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/40 "2005-06-26T02:05:22Z")
> [@Mr. Blue Sky](#): > > Why’d you blow $15 anyway? Isn’t it actually $14.95? Let’s not exaggerate here, just to make a rhetorical point. 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852.md?page=3)