# lotsa schmucks around here **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [June 25, 2005, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852 "2005-06-25T23:59:27Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![danceswithcats](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9e8a1a/32.png) [@danceswithcats](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/danceswithcats)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/61 "2005-06-26T02:32:16Z")
[shat] shat on [/shat] shat off ---
**Author:** ![Giraffe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/giraffe/32/129_2.png) [@Giraffe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giraffe)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/62 "2005-06-26T02:32:43Z")
> [@imthjckaz](#): > > What is the code for crap? alt-132? No, wait, that’s an umlaut. I don’t know. ---
**Author:** ![Derleth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Derleth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Derleth)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/63 "2005-06-26T02:36:34Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > [shat] shat on > [/shat] shat off Great. Now I’m singing that to the tune of the ‘clap on/clap off’ ads. Shat on! Shat off! Shat on, shat off! (Clap Off: The newest treatment for gonorrhea!) ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/64 "2005-06-26T02:38:11Z")
> [@danceswithcats](#): > > shat on. . .shat off. . . I used to see those advertised on the Tee Vee. They were called “The Crapper” or something, right? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/ea5d25/32.png) [@Happy\_Scrappy\_Hero\_Pup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Scrappy_Hero_Pup)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/65 "2005-06-26T02:38:29Z")
[“I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE.” - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed](http://j-walk.com/other/conf/) [sub]Man, this site is the gift that keeps on giving.[/sub] ---
**Author:** ![Uvula\_Donor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/e19adc/32.png) [@Uvula\_Donor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uvula_Donor)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/66 "2005-06-26T02:39:23Z")
Damn you, Derleth. ---
**Author:** ![EddyTeddyFreddy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eddyteddyfreddy/32/18796_2.png) [@EddyTeddyFreddy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EddyTeddyFreddy)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/67 "2005-06-26T02:41:13Z")
> [@This Year's Model](#): > > DO I HANG AROUND THIS BOARD **TO** MUCH IF I WENT TO THE [DICTIONARY](http://www.m-w.com/cgi-bin/dictionary?book=Dictionary&va=twirp) TO PROVE IT’S AN ACCEPTABLE VARIANT? DO I NEED A LIFE? > > DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW HARD IT IS TO DO THIS WITHOUT DE-CAPITALIZING THE **INTIAL** LETTERS OF SENTENCES? That would be “too much” and “initial.” 😛 ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Borgia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/larry_borgia/32/156_2.png) [@Larry\_Borgia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Borgia)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/68 "2005-06-26T02:43:27Z")
> [@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup](#): > > [“I AM FIRMLY CONVINCED THAT USING UPPERCASE LETTERS MAKES MY WRITING MORE EFFECTIVE.” - Mr. Ibrahim Ahmed](http://j-walk.com/other/conf/) > [sub]Man, this site is the gift that keeps on giving.[/sub] That link was hilarious, **HSHP** 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Batsinma\_Belfry](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ea5d25/32.png) [@Batsinma\_Belfry](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Batsinma_Belfry)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/69 "2005-06-26T02:43:42Z")
Everybody sing along! _“Let’s go ouuuuuut… in a blaze of Glooooooory…”_ But not so much a blaze, as a puddle. And not really Glory either… Oh, nevermind. ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/70 "2005-06-26T02:43:55Z")
I am shocked…schocked, mind you, to see our dear OP banned. Why, he was just the epitome of grace and good breeding. Whatever shall we do without him? ---
**Author:** ![Lynn\_Bodoni](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e47c2d/32.png) [@Lynn\_Bodoni](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lynn_Bodoni)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2005, 2:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852/71 "2005-06-26T02:44:04Z")
The party’s over, folks. I’m locking this thread. Oh, and banning rewindforward, too. Lynn For the Straight Dope [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lotsa-schmucks-around-here/309852.md?page=3)