# Lou Diamond Phillips

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [December 11, 2010, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823 "2010-12-11T23:29:02Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 3:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/41 "2010-12-13T03:00:59Z")

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> [@These are my own pants](#):
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> Nicholas Cage hasn’t done anything watchable for a long time.

The only watchable movie with Nicky Cage in it, is Fast Times At Ridgemont High. All other NC movies SUCK.

Smarmy little Tommy Cruise, that whiny fuck Kevin Costner, and brain-damaged Ben Stiller are just full of suck (and not in a good way either).

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**Author:** ![Add99](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/977dab/32.png) [@Add99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Add99)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 3:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/42 "2010-12-13T03:22:18Z")

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Adaptation is Cage’s good one.

Wait a sec. Nicholas Cage was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Huh.  
His character in Peggy Sue Got Married was not too bad.

What’s the last decent movie Sean Connery was in?  
And please don’t say League of Extraordinary Gentlemen…

Oh, and I stand by my Gene Hackman 90% horrible. That guy has been in like 300+ movies. It’s no surprise there are 10 good ones.

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**Author:** ![joebuck20](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/74df32/32.png) [@joebuck20](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/joebuck20)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/43 "2010-12-13T03:30:01Z")

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> [@gaffa](#):
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> Did you see either [Find Me Guilty](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0419749/) or [Boiler Room](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0181984/)? He actually is a talented actor, something you might not have noticed if you have only seen his action movies.

He was also in Saving Private Ryan.

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**Author:** ![gaffa](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e68b1a/32.png) [@gaffa](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gaffa)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/44 "2010-12-13T04:06:41Z")

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> [@joebuck20](#):
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> He was also in Saving Private Ryan.

Yes, but I consider that more of an ensemble film lead by Tom Hanks. His performance in _Find Me Guilty_ is so different from anything else that he’s done that it is the best example. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen _Saving Private Ryan_, but I don’t think that role is as much of a stretch.

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**Author:** ![suranyi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e36b37/32.png) [@suranyi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/suranyi)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/45 "2010-12-13T04:27:05Z")

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> [@Add99](#):
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> Oh, I admit my list is not really well thought out.
> 
> Russell Crowe did Gladiator. Overrated by far.  
> Beautiful Mind. Overrated.  
> Body of Lies. Crap.
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> He is a fine actor. He did a fine job in those movies. But, when I see his name on the credits, given a history of overrated films, it gives me pause.

\*The Insider \*was very good.

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> Cameron Diaz is horrible. Even she could not ruin Head Above Water, though.

She was pretty good, and almost unrecognizable, in _Being John Malkovich_.

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**Author:** ![Poysyn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f4b2a3/32.png) [@Poysyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Poysyn)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/46 "2010-12-13T04:28:44Z")

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I can’t stand Philip Seymour Hoffman. It is both a combination of the smarmy characters he plays, and the wet, mouth-breathing way he speaks.

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**Author:** ![The\_Surb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ce73a5/32.png) [@The\_Surb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Surb)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 4:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/47 "2010-12-13T04:43:09Z")

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> [@Add99](#):
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> Nicholas Cage was in Fast Times at Ridgemont High? Huh

My point exactly!

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**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 5:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/48 "2010-12-13T05:13:31Z")

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> [@The\_Surb](#):
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> My point exactly!

It was not a big role. I think he worked in back of a fast food counter.

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**Author:** ![BlankSlate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/blankslate/32/80_2.png) [@BlankSlate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlankSlate)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/49 "2010-12-13T05:54:58Z")

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I liked a lot of Cage’s earlier stuff, like _Raising Arizona_ and _Red Rock West_ and _Birdy_. Even _Moonstruck._ Boy, has he made a lot of crap over the years since.

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**Author:** ![Stoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/stoid/32/272_2.png) [@Stoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Stoid)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/50 "2010-12-13T05:57:25Z")

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> [@Poysyn](#):
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> I can’t stand Philip Seymour Hoffman. It is both a combination of the smarmy characters he plays, and the wet, mouth-breathing way he speaks.

But he’s a terrific actor.

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**Author:** ![Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim_r.mortiss/32/142_2.png) [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tim_R.Mortiss)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 6:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/51 "2010-12-13T06:50:58Z")

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> [@Add99](#):
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> …What’s the last decent movie Sean Connery was in?  
> And please don’t say League of Extraordinary Gentlemen…

Probably the movie where he played Indiana Jones’ pappy. He was quite good in that, and it was a very decent flick.

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**Author:** ![Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/43a26b/32.png) [@Pine\_Fresh\_Scent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Pine_Fresh_Scent)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/52 "2010-12-13T07:22:02Z")

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I see Khadaji already mentioned Martin Lawrence. When he makes his tough guy face (big rolling eyes with a pout), I hope his car drives off a bridge. Reminds me of a yappy little poodle. He carries himself like he’s built like Tiny Lister when he can’t be more than 150 pounds - dude needs a better mirror.

I’m also tired of Shia LeBeowulf’s “I can’t BELIEVE this is happening!” face in every movie he’s in. Other standard lines/faces: “We’ve got to get OUT of HERE!”, “WHOA!” and “are you CRAZY?”

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**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/53 "2010-12-13T07:43:29Z")

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Vin Diesel was also very good in the underrated _Knockaround Guys_, which I think was a flop because the writer and director refused to add an obligatory female love interest.

Nicolas Cage was great in _Wild at Heart._ Even Jennifer Lopez was good in _U-Turn._ The shittiest actors have been in one or two decent films, and the best actors have been in a few shitty ones. And some of the best actors have been in _tons_ of shitty movies.

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**Author:** ![Green\_Bean](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/green_bean/32/1760_2.png) [@Green\_Bean](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Green_Bean)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 7:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/54 "2010-12-13T07:48:12Z")

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Mel Gibson.

I never liked him in the first place. Recent events have certainly not served to reverse that opinion.

I’m also averse to Tom Cruise, but not as strongly as to Mel Gibson.

> [@Add99](#):
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> I probably mangled the spelling, but they should get better names anyway.

This made me laugh and laugh.

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**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/55 "2010-12-13T08:13:09Z")

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**Jason Schwartzman** creeps me the hell out.

I also don’t like **Seth Rogen** , but I don’t think I’ve seen any of his films so I have no idea if he’s a good actor.

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**Author:** ![Cisco](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Cisco](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cisco)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 8:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/56 "2010-12-13T08:45:35Z")

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> [@These are my own pants](#):
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> another vote for Woody Allen. The only explanation I can think of for why he gets so lauded is that people were doing a lot drugs back in the sixties and seventies.

I just discovered Woody Allen about 2 years ago and I absolutely adore his movies. They’re not all great, given, but they’re all interesting. And _Annie Hall_ is pretty damn close to being the most brilliant 90 minutes ever committed to celluloid.

> [@The\_Surb](#):
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> The only watchable movie with Nicky Cage in it, is Fast Times At Ridgemont High. All other NC movies SUCK.

You’ve never seen _Leaving Las Vegas_.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/57 "2010-12-13T10:09:15Z")

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> [@Cisco](#):
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> You’ve never seen _Leaving Las Vegas_.

“I’m a PRICKLY PEAR! I’m a PRICKLY PEAR!” Worth it just for that.

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**Author:** ![Koxinga](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/4af34b/32.png) [@Koxinga](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Koxinga)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/58 "2010-12-13T10:13:06Z")

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> [@Tim\_R.Mortiss](#):
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> Probably the movie where he played Indiana Jones’ pappy. He was quite good in that, and it was a very decent flick.

I thought he was good in _The Name of the Rose_ as well. He can act, when he’s not pretending to be an action star.

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**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 10:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/59 "2010-12-13T10:43:40Z")

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> [@Argent\_Towers](#):
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> Nicolas Cage was great in _Wild at Heart._

Such a great movie.

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**Author:** ![lorene](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/65b543/32.png) [@lorene](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lorene)\
**Post date:** [December 13, 2010, 2:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/lou-diamond-phillips/563823/60 "2010-12-13T14:40:17Z")

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No one else shares my disdain for Richard Gere? I think he always looks like he just licked his lips.

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