# Love for whoever wants it **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [February 4, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745 "2012-02-04T09:24:26Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 9:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/1 "2012-02-04T09:24:26Z")
Long story short: I’m quite drunk, and very happy. So I’m ready to share some love for whoever’s bored/lonely/whatever. Don’t be shy of the 'Wang! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Rachellelogram](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rachellelogram/32/8689_2.png) [@Rachellelogram](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rachellelogram)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/2 "2012-02-04T09:39:08Z")
I came here expecting wang pictures! And I’m leaving disappointed, but amused. Pip pip, cheerio, and good show, mate. ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 10:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/3 "2012-02-04T10:51:31Z")
\*\*rachelellogram \*\*, your name reminds me of mathematics. Well done. Here’s a wang pic for your enjoyment: ===D ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 11:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/4 "2012-02-04T11:43:30Z")
What a cynical bunch of people… love isn’t scientific enough for you? ☹ ---
**Author:** ![not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/not_what_you_d_expect/32/3246_2.png) [@not\_what\_you\_d\_expect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/not_what_you_d_expect)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/5 "2012-02-04T13:28:53Z")
meh, it’s over-rated. ---
**Author:** ![beowulff](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beowulff/32/542_2.png) [@beowulff](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/beowulff)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/6 "2012-02-04T13:39:33Z")
> [@boomerwang](#): > > \*\*rachelellogram \*\*, your name reminds me of mathematics. Well done. Here’s a wang pic for your enjoyment: > > ===D Huh. And I was expecting: [http://www.chrisventura.com/podcastpics/show32-2.jpg](http://www.chrisventura.com/podcastpics/show32-2.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Grrr](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grrr/32/146_2.png) [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/7 "2012-02-04T14:26:42Z")
[Wang?](http://www.google.com/imgres?um=1&hl=en&rlz=1T4GGLL_enUS403US404&biw=1366&bih=579&tbm=isch&tbnid=cRd01qn27cpA_M:&imgrefurl=http://sloshparty.com/mates-in-a-state-pictures-of-funny-drunk-passed-out-guys/&docid=DJ53MXw0UpFUCM&imgurl=http://sloshparty.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/passed-out-drunk-mate-prank-funny.jpg&w=316&h=400&ei=Lz8tT8KhEarm0QHXtq3jCg&zoom=1&iact=hc&vpx=1016&vpy=208&dur=873&hovh=253&hovw=199&tx=125&ty=157&sig=116516407004065325726&page=3&tbnh=156&tbnw=127&start=49&ndsp=29&ved=1t:429,r:13,s:49) ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/8 "2012-02-04T14:56:47Z")
Shhhhh, he’s sleeping. Quick, get out the markers. ---
**Author:** ![Sarabellum](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/sarabellum/32/3492_2.png) [@Sarabellum](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sarabellum)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 4:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/9 "2012-02-04T16:49:02Z")
and the shaving cream! ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/10 "2012-02-04T16:57:27Z")
Love hurts, love itches. C’est la vie. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 5:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/11 "2012-02-04T17:02:39Z")
Awww, a happy drunk. That’s so cute! 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Shark\_Sandwich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f04885/32.png) [@Shark\_Sandwich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shark_Sandwich)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/12 "2012-02-04T18:54:09Z")
[Wang?](http://www.wearysloth.com/Gallery/ActorsD/84337-2740.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/13 "2012-02-04T21:33:06Z")
Conclusions I’ve reached since starting this thread: - Dopers are cynical about sloppy drunken love. - I perhaps might’ve expressed myself a little less cryptically - I should not spend a full Saturday drinking rum, vodka rum jagerbombs tequila. Now daylight has arrived, and my hangover begins to throb, I have no love for any of you. And no more 'Wang for any of you poopyheads who mocked my name! :mad: ---
**Author:** ![Becky2844](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@Becky2844](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Becky2844)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 9:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/14 "2012-02-04T21:41:31Z")
You didn’t tell me what you all was drankin’! Next time, invite me. 😉 I’ll listen to your stories of love all night long. ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/15 "2012-02-04T21:45:27Z")
It’s like a flashback to my last relationship (except for the [Wang](http://cellar.org/2005/TumorHorn2.jpg)). ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/16 "2012-02-04T21:46:36Z")
I drank rum, vodka, rum, Jagerbombs, tequila. Locked my keys inside my house, had my shirt inside out, was wishing people Happy New Year… ETA: I just saw that I’ve already just explained what I drank. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/17 "2012-02-04T22:01:56Z")
Merry Christmas Boomerwang! ---
**Author:** ![Molotok](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecd19e/32.png) [@Molotok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Molotok)\ **Post date:** [February 4, 2012, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/18 "2012-02-04T22:05:02Z")
> [@An\_Gadai](#): > > Merry Christmas Boomerwang! And Happy Halloween to you! ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/19 "2012-02-05T01:18:39Z")
So, Mr. **boomerwang** , did you get your username from a wang that is indeed shaped like a boomerang? Cause that would be cool! 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![SiXSwordS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/49beb7/32.png) [@SiXSwordS](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SiXSwordS)\ **Post date:** [February 5, 2012, 1:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745/20 "2012-02-05T01:24:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Cause that would be cool! 🙂 Except that it would come back on you. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-for-whoever-wants-it/611745.md?page=2)