# Love is a battlefield
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [May 19, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924 "2009-05-19T02:36:27Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/1 "2009-05-19T02:36:27Z")
And Life is a carnival.
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### Author:  [@RealityChuck](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RealityChuck)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 2:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/2 "2009-05-19T02:43:16Z")
No.
Love means never having to say your sorry.
And life is like a beanstalk, isn’t it?
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### Author:  [@postcards](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/postcards)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/3 "2009-05-19T02:48:25Z")
No.
Life is a highway.
And love means nothing.
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### Author:  [@Grrr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Grrr)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/4 "2009-05-19T02:57:51Z")
Some think _Love is a gas_
Then they find _it’s just a pain in the ass_
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### Author:  [@Man\_With\_a\_Cat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Man_With_a_Cat)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 3:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/5 "2009-05-19T03:09:52Z")
Well then, it is a good thing that I am a rock. I am an island.
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### Author:  [@Rilchiam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rilchiam)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 4:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/6 "2009-05-19T04:16:56Z")
Life is a rock, and the radio rolls me. Vienna also rolls. While London swings.
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### Author:  [@Civil\_Guy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Civil_Guy)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/7 "2009-05-19T04:25:29Z")
> [@Mr Bus Guy](#):
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> Love is a battlefield.
…sheesh, there sure is a lot of fraternizing with the enemy.
As for me, it’s life’s and love’s illusions I recall. I really don’t know either of them. At all.
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### Author:  [@Savannah](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Savannah)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/8 "2009-05-19T04:31:07Z")
> [@Rilchiam](#):
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> Life is a rock, and the radio rolls me.
Gotta turn it up louder, so my DJ told me.
Love is a rose, but you better not pick it.
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### Author:  [@NinetyWt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NinetyWt)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/9 "2009-05-19T04:31:56Z")
Did she make you cry? Make you break down? Shatter your llusions of love?
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### Author:  [@Lochdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lochdale)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/10 "2009-05-19T04:38:47Z")
Both of us know it.
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### Author:  [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/11 "2009-05-19T05:02:44Z")
Actually, Love is a rose.
And Life’s been good to me so far.
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### Author:  [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 5:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/12 "2009-05-19T05:24:59Z")
> [@SHAKES](#):
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> Then they find _it’s just a pain in the ass_
You are doing it wrong.
😃
I would do anything for love
I’d run right into hell and back.
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### Author:  [@picker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/picker)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/13 "2009-05-19T05:25:47Z")
and that’s the way uh huh uh huh I like it!
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### Author:  [@Nametag](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nametag)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/14 "2009-05-19T05:54:41Z")
Nah. Life’s a piece of shit, when you look at it.
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### Author:  [@The\_Second\_Stone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Second_Stone)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 5:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/15 "2009-05-19T05:58:20Z")
I’ve been through diamonds
I’ve been through minks
I’ve been through it all
Love stinks
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### Author:  [@Loach](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loach)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 7:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/16 "2009-05-19T07:31:00Z")
If anything, love is like oxygen.
On the other hand, love bites. In the dead of night.
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### Author:  [@panache45](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/panache45)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 7:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/17 "2009-05-19T07:36:57Z")
Love Is Here and Now You’re Gone.
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### Author:  [@Fear\_Itself](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fear_Itself)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/18 "2009-05-19T10:54:32Z")
What’s love, but a second hand emotion?
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### Author:  [@Tupug\_Anachi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tupug_Anachi)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 2:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/19 "2009-05-19T14:27:13Z")
> [@Forest Gump](#):
>
> Life is like a box of chocolates.
Someone had to.
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### Author:  [@Wargamer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wargamer)
#### Post date: [May 19, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/20 "2009-05-19T18:00:07Z")
Love is blind.
God is love.
Therefore: Stevie Wonder is God!
QED
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