# Love is a battlefield

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [May 19, 2009, 2:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924 "2009-05-19T02:36:27Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![msmith537](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d9b06d/32.png) [@msmith537](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/msmith537)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/21 "2009-05-19T21:09:15Z")

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Love hurts. Life goes on.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/22 "2009-05-19T21:22:51Z")

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Love is but a song we sing.  
Fear a way we die.

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/23 "2009-05-19T22:01:12Z")

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Life ain’t nothin but a funny, funny riddle.

Life ain’t nothin’ but bitches and money.

Life ain’t nothin’ but a good groove, a good mix tape to put you in the right mood.

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**Author:** ![IvoryTowerDenizen](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ivorytowerdenizen/32/17937_2.png) [@IvoryTowerDenizen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/IvoryTowerDenizen)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/24 "2009-05-19T22:16:59Z")

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Life is a Cabaret, and I love a Cabaret!

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**Author:** ![pravnik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/8edcca/32.png) [@pravnik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pravnik)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/25 "2009-05-19T22:29:49Z")

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Biotech is Godzilla!

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**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/26 "2009-05-19T22:36:48Z")

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> [@Rilchiam](#):
>
> While London swings.

Like a pendulum do, bobbies on bicycles, two by two.  
Westminster Abbey, The Tower, Big Ben.  
The rosy red cheeks of the little children.

_Damn, I’ve just gone and given away my age!_ 😃

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/27 "2009-05-19T22:37:04Z")

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Love is the meaning of life,  
Life is the meaning of love.

(Hold my hand, yeah, yeah)

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/28 "2009-05-20T03:32:53Z")

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Love, Love, Love  
Doesn’t anybody stay together anymore?

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**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 1:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/29 "2009-05-20T13:20:59Z")

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Love will keep us together.

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**Author:** ![Don\_Draper](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b2d939/32.png) [@Don\_Draper](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Don_Draper)\
**Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/love-is-a-battlefield/496924/30 "2009-05-20T14:53:10Z")

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Love is like a butterfly…and butterflies are free.  
_Love???_ Lord above! Now he’s trying to trick me into love!  
Life is a bitch…and then you marry one.

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